I just saw Henry Waxman at my Trader Joe's. He bought several organic cereals...

[Captain Hilts]

and nuts and two organic, uncooked chickens that looked to be about six pounds.

His wife guarded the cart while he did the hunting.

There you go.

Hey, it's August and the board is slow.

[Richardo]

1. Worst cover of a Warren Zevon song ever.

x(

"His hair was...balding"


:hi:

[MercutioATC]

3. That was funny, even if nobody else gets it.

:hi:

[Schema Thing]

9. Damn you, I was going to post a copycat thread!

That one kinda wrote itself, eh?

[John Q. Citizen]

14. Heh. n/t

[SpookyCat]

15. Ow-OOOOOOO!

[Captain Hilts]

17. I love Hello Kitty but don't 'get' the Warren Zevon joke...I'll admit to both. nt

[SpookyCat]

21. No problem! :-)

As long as you love HK, all is well! :hug:

*******************

Werewolves Of London

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
walkin through the streets of Soho in the rain.
He was lookin for the place called Lee Ho Fooks, gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.

Chorus:
Aaahoo, werewolves of London
Aaahoo(2x)

Ya hear him howlin around your kitchen door, ya better not let him in.
Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London again.

Chorus 2x

He's the hairy, hairy gent, who ran amok in Kent.
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair.
You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Jim.
Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor.

Chorus 2x

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walkin with the queen, doing the werewolves of London.
I saw Lon Chaney Jr. walkin with the queen, doin the werewolves of London
I saw a werewolf drinkin a pina colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect.

ahhhooooo, werewolves of London
Draw blood

[smokey nj]

19. ......

:rofl:

[lame54]

25. Waxman of Congress

[Jim Sagle]

28. I'd like to meet his ENT

[Gormy Cuss]

2. Wow. So Waxman's an elitist food snob?

I keed, I keed.

;-)

[Captain Hilts]

4. Hey - he's got THREE "Whole Foods" to choose from around here and he's a Joe's!

[Ikonoklast]

5. Cap'n Crunch is organic?

Whodathunkit.

[Captain Hilts]

8. With crunchberries it is. I bought a box just yesterday...

and was alarmed by the blue and green whale 'crunchberries'.

[Cha]

6. That's funny..it's like the multitude of

shoppers who came into our co-op this Saturday morning to do their health food shopping except no chickens available.

[GreenTea]

7. Waxman's a bit shorter than one might think....dontcha think?

I agree a slow day....

[Captain Hilts]

10. Funny you mention that. I was reaching for the five layer dip...

your Capt. Hilts stands a stately 5'2" tall and I was shoulder to shoulder with him. He actually might be a spot shorter.

By the way, BOTH David Brooks and Mark Shields would be lucky to be as tall as 5'4". They must be sitting on phonebooks.

Cal Thomas is HUGE. I saw him at La Madeleine. He made a joke about drinking the french roast.

[Walk away]

11. Waxmans boycott Whole Foods! Switch to Trader Joe's! n/t

[John Q. Citizen]

12. I would have asked him to vote to keep the Kucinich amendment in HR3200, and to

also vote in favor of HR676 when it comes up for a floor vote next month.

[eShirl]

13. did he get milk? cow or soy (or rice)?

[comrade snarky]

16. Love him

But I've always wondered what happened to the human child he replaced.

[Captain Hilts]

18. He's the toughest guy in Congress.

He didn't replace Huffington, did he?

[comrade snarky]

22. Oh, he rocks!

One of the best we have.

It's just he's not quite human. Sure he was raised as one but he is a changeling. One of the fairy folk who are left in place of a stolen human baby.



Maybe a bogart.

[Captain Hilts]

23. Well, having just seen him up close and personal, I have to agree!

[comrade snarky]

24. Ha!

I saw James Carville once. Walked by me on a stairway and I thought "That guy looked like James Carville!".

Then... "Wait, no one but James Carville is that creepy looking."

"Hey! I just saw James Carville"

[MercutioATC]

26. Carville is a lizard with a Cajun accent.

[comrade snarky]

27. And now I can say from experience

It ain't just the camera!

[Captain Hilts]

31. I've seen Joan Rivers up close and personal. Now, there's a lizard. At least Carville

didn't pay big bucks for that look like she did.

[Canuckistanian]

20. How about nail clippers? Earwax remover? Any can openers?

C'mon, give us the juicy stuff.

[Kingofalldems]

29. I saw Warner Wolf at the Roy Rogers once

[Captain Hilts]

30. Roll the tape!