The ideal ticket for 2112: PALIN-TAITZ!!!! . . . Let's show them what grassroots is all about.

[skip fox]

Think of the possibilities not just for Democrats, but in term of entertainment value for the viewing public. Wow. Imagine them on stage together! Think of the logic we could hear! (They'd make the surrealists blush.) Conceive the burlesque of follies! (Even in their graves the Marx Brothers would hang their heads in shame and be happy they are dead and don't have to share the stage with such buffoonery.)

Talk it up to your conservative friends. Let's show them what grassroots is all about!!!

Someone needs to photo-shop them together on stage.

[DrDan]

1. I was really6 hoping there could be a spot on the ticket for joe-the-plumber

after all his in-depth investigative reporting from the front lines in Isreal

[skip fox]

4. Is there not a Secretary of State? Not a Secretary of Defense?

Who can manage NASA? Or maybe they could find a role: Prime Plumber Inspector. Or Plumber-in-Chief (in the Interior Department, of course).

[XemaSab]

2. Two skeletons from the grave?

'Cause that's what we're all going to be in 2112. :P

[reflection]

3. I say Lee/Peart 2112.

[sharp_stick]

5. They're Canucks

and probably have the birth certificates to prove it.

They could probably manufacture some fakes the same way Oily Taint did the "Kenyan" BC for Obama though, it looks pretty simple.

[reflection]

8. Peart lives in Cali now.

Maybe he could claim citizenship and get Geddy grandfathered in. :P

[skip fox]

6. Campaign sticker to read:

The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Erase!

[Dr.Phool]

7. Tits N Taters!

[skip fox]

9. Palin would think it makes great political sense to be with Taitz. After all,

in a presidential race, a ticket tries to appeal to a wide range people in terms of class, geography, religion, sex, etc. Palin would immediately grasp the fact that a Palin-Taitz ticket would covered the widest population ever in terms of possible voters: blonds and brunettes!

[NoPasaran]

10. I hate to say it

But Taitz is not a natural-born citizen and therefor cannot be VP.

[skip fox]

11. That can be taken care of, . . . if you get my drift.

;)

[KamaAina]

12. Nuts and Nutsier!

:eyes:

[KamaAina]

13. But where's Taitz' birth certificate?

Some people are saying she may actually have been born in the then-Soviet Union... :tinfoilhat:

[skip fox]

14. I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was all a trick. Orly isn't trying to get Obama disqualified,

SHE'S TRYING TO GET THE RULE CHANGED SO SHE CAN RUN IN 2112!!!!!

If she can make her case, she figures, then the liberals will be so embarrassed that they will pass a new amendment in the middle of the night that makes the case that the only rule is that you have to be in The United States for several years, then she can POUNCE and start campaigning immediately.

Absolutely brilliant. (We should probably surrender now.)

[KamaAina]

15. Well, she'll certainly be old enough in 2112

:P