Quiz: A month of Mondays = How many weeks? . . . Please come CAPTION ol' Rush!!!!!

[skip fox]

"Listen, ladies and gentlemen. There are only two things worth worrying about. The first is trying to get your boot on the necks of as many of your filthy kind as you can. The second? . . . Well, I'm not telling you what the second is, . . . but it's pumping like a mad freightrain through my veins this very second! . . . I'm on fire! . . . What a glow."

[Buzz Clik]

1. "You see, I have two big zits. One next to my nose, and the other on my butt."

"The one on my butt kept me out of Vietnam."

[HopeHoops]

2. "2 Dozen Cheeseburgers a day - that's how I stay in such fine shape!"

LARD ASS!

[ensho]

3. master of garble

nt

[bridgit]

4. I 'care two figs'; I care about them so much I stuffed'em up my ass!

[peacetalksforall]

5. "I'm not on oxys anymore, I can't get them, but I have two new pills - one is called glow,

the other is fire."

[skip fox]

6. Ol' Cigar Breath is saying:

Listen, if Barack the Magic Negro has two birth certificates from two different countries on the same day, it can mean only one thing: . . . our swarthy Messiah is a CLONE!!!!. It's as clear as the glass in the face of my sister's lobotomy! . . . Any idiot can see it!!!!"

[Orsino]

7. Two in the stink. n/t

[skip fox]

8. The Node on the Backside of Light is saying:

"Friends, . . . I'll give you two guesses where he was born: Kenya . . . or Kenya? It's your pick. Don't say I never gave you a choice."

[skip fox]

9. The Maw yammers on:

"Listen, Bozo, I've only been wrong twice in my life. The first time was when I listened to someone else. . . . The second was when I thought before I opened my mouth."

[skip fox]

10. The answer (month of Mondays = how many weeks?) is what?

Anywhere from 28-31? Which means a month of Mondays is less than a year and anywhere from 196 to 217 days?

[skip fox]

11. The fleshy flatulence is saying:

"America, I don't want much. Just two things: 1. to get my own way, and 2. to get it forever."