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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 03:29 PM Original message |
Weird stuff seized from you by airport security: |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 03:30 PM Response to Original message |
1. If you're persistent, and the victim cooperates, you can cut them with the tape n/t |
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Red State Rebel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
2. Personal Lubricant |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 03:38 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. How about a garden gnome? It wasn't actually seized, but |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 03:47 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. Serves you right. Garden gnomes are evil. |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 03:48 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. And damn heavy, besides. That's why this guy was in my carryon and not my |
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Red State Rebel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 03:48 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. You know those Garden Gnomes are suspicious looking characters.... |
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Arkansas Granny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 03:49 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. Also not seized, but I had to show them my hot rollers one time and they swabbed them. |
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Echo In Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
8. My sister has had various cosmetics/toothpaste confiscated |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
9. Do not pack sex toys in your carry-on luggage. |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 03:58 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. I think everyone should pack sex toys as a public service. |
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dysfunctional press (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 04:05 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. back when i was a repo guy for the bank... |
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Liquorice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 05:21 PM Response to Reply #11 |
21. How awful! nt |
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MercutioATC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 04:44 PM Response to Reply #9 |
14. Reminds me of "Fight Club" |
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abumbyanyothername (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 05:11 PM Response to Reply #9 |
20. If you check them, |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 07:21 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. Just enlist the aid of the friendly passenger sitting in the next |
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librechik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
12. a one inch long folding keychain penknife |
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MercutioATC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
13. A pack of 4 Q-Tips and a disposable razor. |
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VPStoltz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
15. Two small sealed containers of fruit salad. |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 04:57 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. They took my 3 oz of peanut butter. I wasn't going to eat it on the plane. |
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MercutioATC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 05:10 PM Response to Reply #16 |
19. Peanut butter is a binary agent. |
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grahamhgreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
17. U might start a weird stuff NOT seized thread; a freind of mine has accidentallly flown with pepper |
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Greybnk48 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
18. A small tub of margarine that I paid $5 or $6 for on Kauai. |
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Bonobo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-30-09 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
23. A bag of very nice, handmade miso. |
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