Drop a dime on Miller Time. Please come CAPTION!!!!!

[skip fox]

Dennis just got done saying, "Well, Bill-O, if being a fascist means loving your country and trying to protect it against all evil-doers, inside and out, while maintaining the ability of private interest to reap its just rewards, and loving regular, wholesome people who don't get married to same-genitalia clones, or put bones through their noses and call it 'cultural heritage' or ask affirmative action to wipe their bums with fake diplomas and promotions twice a year, well then find me the biggest swastika they got 'cause I'm goose-stepping all the way. . . . What do you say Bill-O? . . . I'm so hip I'm 'kicking it.' . . . Hey!!!"

[Spirochete]

1. "Is my Red Cross emblem on straight?" n/t

Oops, the picture came up after I posted this. It was a red x before.

[skip fox]

3. I'm so bad at doing pictures, that the first one I picked didn't work.

The one above is better anyway.

[Warpy]

2. Miller needs to discover shaving

because he's starting to look like Ahmedinejad.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

4. Keep talking

using racist, bigoted language--our base loves it!

[skip fox]

6. "Come CAPTION" means supply a creative snippet of monologue.

I.e., he didn't actually say that.

:)

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

10. I didn't make myself clear

I know they really didn't say what your wrote (which was quite clever, btw)--it was my poor attempt of doing something similar. Sorry the work of the pupil wasn't as good as that of the master.

[skip fox]

11. my fault.

It's just that in the past two days a couple people were confused. This used to happen often when we were captioning W. a few years back. (The trick, of course, is to capture their cadence, meaning the entire torque of their address, their patterns of mind and breath, and then to put something almost plausible but totally outrageous into their mouths. Then watch their heads explode.)

[Snarkoleptic]

5. Listen Cha Cha, the small-hands tiny-crank thing has been disproven!

[TroglodyteScholar]

7. +1

[DefenseLawyer]

8. This is like Robespierre and Butterfly McQueen

having brunch with Catfish Hunter.

[stevedeshazer]

9. Two geniuses

These jerks couldn't find their asses with all four hands and two flashlights.

[spanone]

12. fuck you miller

[blondeatlast]

13. Note that they are in different locations. Stupid that big can't share a location,

it would become a black hole sucking everything organic into the void.

[skip fox]

14. Yep. They've already forfeited their minds. Now if only their mouths . . . .

:)

[peekaloo]

15. Seriously Den, I know you're funny but all the obscure references

and your obvious superior intellectual wit goes right over the head of my viewers. Don't get me wrong, WE luv ya here at the Factor, but please for the sake of the majority of my viewers give us something we all can relate to pal.

*to which Miller reaches into his fly and begins to masturbate*

[RagAss]

16. LOL ! peekaloo with a double off the wall !

[skip fox]

19. yikes!!! (nice)

[Ian David]

17. "Hey, Dennis...

"Hey, Dennis.. Aren't you the pinhead who lost to Sinbad on Star Search?"
"Yeah? Well at least I'm not Captain Phonsex, Cha-chi."

[skip fox]

18. Bill is saying, "If little boys liked what Michael Jackson had for them, then

the big girls are gonna like what I got for them! But we can't talk about that can we? We're a family program!!! (And in a high, male voice) 'Hey kids, I think I got some candy in my pocket.' . . . Ha, ha, ha!!! . . . That's right, my Miller, around here, we keep it clean."

[skip fox]

20. "That's nothing, Bill-O, at my initiation I had to take a dump in the punchbowl

in the middle of the party, then all the pledges had to drink the rest, cup by ugly cup, except me, cause I ws the first to agree to drop the fuzzy fruit, if you know what I mean. And you know, Bill-O, I think it's addictive. . . . I've been doing it ever since. . . . Ha. Ha. Ha. . . . Drink up, kid!"