Tenn. Couple Accused Of Assault Using Cheetos

[OhioChick]

No One Hurt

POSTED: 3:19 pm EDT June 26, 2009
UPDATED: 3:23 pm EDT June 26, 2009

SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. -- Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos.

The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a "verbal altercation." Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.

According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500.

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/19871818/detail.html

:rofl:

[ChromeFoundry]

1. That's "cheesy"...

[kirby]

3. Wow, you are SHARP! n/t

[OhioChick]

4. That dude is pimp.

;-)

[Liberal_in_LA]

2. I hate even touching those things

[ihavenobias]

5. New Harvard Study Shows Cheeto Eaters Live Longer

(Yes, that was a joke)

[derby378]

6. Meanwhile, a Congressman introduces a bill banning "assault Cheetos"

:spray:

[ChromeFoundry]

8. and a special cheeto tax on the new giant cheetos

[OhioChick]

9. Oh No.....Giant Orange Balls!!

:rofl:

[subcomhd]

11. Those would go well with a BK 7-incher.

[regnaD kciN]

23. When Cheetos are outlawed, only outlaws will have Cheetos!

They can take my Cheetos when they pry them from my cold, dead, orange-stained fingers!

:rofl:

[angrycarpenter]

7. CheezusChrist

That's not gouda. Just shows a total lack of cultures. Now that the law is involved I guess they are feeling bleu. Domestic abuse of this kind is just munster-ous. Somebody stop me!

[asjr]

10. I bet they use other weapons next time, Those

Cheetos are expensive.

[SmileyRose]

12. We must reinstate the assault weapons ban before someone loses a tastebud.

[muntrv]

13. You can have my cheetos when you've pried them from my cold dead hands.

[Curtland1015]

15. The Snackin' Amendment?

:P

[SoCalDem]

19. Cold orange hands

:)

[anneboleyn]

14. This is one of the best Yahoo stories ever. As good as the one where a guy used his pet alligator

to threaten his wife in a domestic disturbance. The (smallish) alligator apparently lived in the family bathtub in the trailer in which this couple lived.

[here_is_to_hope]

16. They work well for starting fires...lol n/t

[SoCalDem]

17. Mug shot

Earlier in the day:

She told him to quit wasting the cheetos




he would not, so she took the rest of them for herself

[flvegan]

18. This wouldn't happen in a vegan household.

:hide:

[SoCalDem]

20. They would duel with carrots & cucumbers

:)

[Curtland1015]

21. Yeah, because everyone in it would be too frail to attack each other.

:P

[uppityperson]

22. Were they the old puffy ones, the new puffy ones, the crunchy ones, the new BIG ones, the jalapeno o

ones, the....

Not that I am a cheeto fan here, but I am and WHY did they change the puffy ones to being bigger? They just don't goo down right now