http://oxdown.firedoglake.com/diary/5849Health Care Alert! CDC Says New Virus Turns Republicans Into TakeOver Zombies!
By: Scarecrow Friday June 19, 2009 2:27 pm
The Center for Disease Control today issued a national health care alert, Code Red, urging parents to warn their children away from watching Republicans talk about health care issues.
The CDC cautioned that virtually all Republican Congresscritters are exhibiting symptoms of zombie-like behavior, with rapid deterioration of the brain functions that control honesty, empathy and common sense. Irrational fears of imaginary horrors follow, the CDC explained, and may in some cases lead to intellectual paralysis.
The CDC first noted a persistent pattern of identical talking point uttered by elected Republican officials. It is now trying to confirm whether the disease spreads through enclosed communication systems or is more a product of insufficient moral education.
The virus is believed to have started with these men. CDC has since confirmed that the virus can spread through listening to incredibly bad health care advice or through group behavior exhibiting spinelessness. The virus may even be carried by those who are not themselves infected although it is more likely to be spread by those already seriously compromised by corruption.
In the meantime, CDC warns parents to talk to their children about watching Fox News, Morning Joe or any of the other common avenues frequented by Republicans for spreading disinformation.
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