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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 02:39 PM
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Burger-gate II is officially underway
Just heard on MSNBC that the President is now ordering his burger with mustard AND jalapeños!

He's obviously a muslin-commie, and much much worse than Hitler.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 02:41 PM
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1. Son of a bitch!
That's it, man. Game over. We had a good run, but it's all over now, man. The big one. Just obliterated the United States, man. We're done. At least we got to hear about it on MSNBC just before the end. I loved you all in my own particular way.
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Hassin Bin Sober Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 02:41 PM
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2. He's a Mexican mole ... I knew it!
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 09:29 PM
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35. and Mexican Molé is a chocolate sauce
It's a coded message to the black Muslim community
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Liberal_in_LA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 02:41 PM
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3. Obviously he doesn't want to protect our borders!
:sarcasm:
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 02:41 PM
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4. The "all the way" burger at 5 Guys has mustard.
:9
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Seen the light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 02:42 PM
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5. Jalapeños on burgers are amazing
Good for Obama, first time in a while that I've really been pleased with him. :D
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Neecy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 02:45 PM
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7. they're good on pizza, too
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 02:45 PM
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6. To think I voted for him ..........
I'm sick over this. Just sick ..............
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lamp_shade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 02:46 PM
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8. The noive.
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Adelante Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 02:48 PM
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10. Okay, you cracked me up
:rofl:


I haven't heard that in years.
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 02:47 PM
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9. And if he's a muslin-commie, I bet he doesn't have a birth certificate, either.
Because, you know, Hawaii does things differently and no person born there is a citizen. Especially if they're muslin-commies who are much, much worse than Hitler. I mean, who eats mustard and jalapeños. John McCain doesn't put mustard on his burgers, and he was born in Panama, but that's ok, because it was during war time. :crazy:


:rofl:


P.S. Forgive the correct spelling. I just can't imitate the freepers to that depth.
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DJ13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 02:51 PM
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11. What is it with the MSM critiquing Dem President's food choices?
With Clinton it was the Big Mac.

This is absurd.
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iamthebandfanman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 02:54 PM
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12. nooooooooooo! say it aint sooooo
*cry*
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onehandle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 02:55 PM
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13. I like white truffles, caviar and gold leaf on my burgers. So the fuck what? nt
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 07:04 PM
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28. Gold leaf?


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onehandle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 08:12 PM
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29. Steven and I know good taste.
I dine-and-dash at some of the same restaurants that Steven does whenever I'm in New York.
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 09:05 PM
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33. You're a good American, you deserve a medal.


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Mike Daniels Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 02:55 PM
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14. Wow. I guess MSNBC have never seen a Chilis, TGIF or Ruby Tuesday menu
I think all of them have burger variants that include mustard and/or jalapenos.

Think of all the godless commies supporting burger topping choice in the world.
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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 02:57 PM
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15. Or maybe
a Muslin -Spaniel! How bad can it GET?
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 02:58 PM
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16. Jebus help us if he orders a mushroom swiss burger.
I knew he had something to do with those bild-a-burgers. Where's my goddam foil hat, anyhow?
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 03:00 PM
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17. First a Supreme Court Justice of Puerto Rican descent, now peppers from Mexico.....

...... How long before he demands that our money read: "Confiamos en dios"

:silly:


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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 03:00 PM
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18. Jalapenos a tip of the hat to Sotomayor?
Can't wait til Rushie gets all over this.
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 03:05 PM
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22. Quiet you!
Edited on Fri May-29-09 03:05 PM by shadowknows69
You know he isn't smart enough to come up with his ideas himself. No coaching!:P
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 03:02 PM
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19. At least he didn't put arugula on it
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PufPuf23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 03:03 PM
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20. The local cafe calls that a "roadkill burger" nt
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 03:04 PM
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21. Peppers are a vegetable
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 03:12 PM
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23. The jalapenos are obviously a clever way of warming up to the Mexicans
and he better start warming up to them!!@@@@ THEY"RE TAKING OVER AMURKA!!!@@@
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FLyellowdog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 04:10 PM
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24. Hey, we don't need no stinkin' badges...
Oh wait, wrong forum. Sorry.
:rofl:
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ieoeja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 04:22 PM
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25. Didn't Wendy's have jalapenos on a burger for a time?
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dorkulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 04:23 PM
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27. Burger King does too. Commies! /nt
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Raine1967 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 04:23 PM
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26. I heard on Faux that he also ATE MY PONY!!!
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 08:33 PM
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30. Mr. President, please keep doing this.
With every scream of outrage from the desperate rightwing corporate media whores over irrelevent and normal actions, more Americans turn away from the noise.

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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 08:35 PM
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31. Wouldn't that make it a "jamburger"???
Edited on Fri May-29-09 08:40 PM by TahitiNut
:dunce:

"jamburguesa"??
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Kansas Wyatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 08:47 PM
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32. This country's finest educated journalists and Corporate America...
Proving to the world that the USA is #1 in education and free press....

NOT!

Hey MSM... How about reporting something that is relevant to anything at all?:shrug:
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backscatter712 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 09:17 PM
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34. Did he order his jalapeno burger with dijon mustard?
That must mean he's of French/Mexican descent! Can't have that in the White House...
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 10:17 PM
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36. My father ate his burgers with mustard and no ketchup
They're not saying anything about my father, are they?




The media is to blame for this. Not the fuckwad who mentioned it first. Fuckwads always mention shit like this.

No, the problem here is the MEDIA. :grr:
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 11:36 PM
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38. "Fuckwads always mention shit like this."
Ain't that the truth. Then, media fuckwads pick it up and run with it. But always in the wrong direction. :popcorn:
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 11:31 PM
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37. The truth was in the jalapenos?
:shrug:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-30-09 12:17 AM
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39. Muslin?
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