And Alan Keyes keeps getting weirder

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

The man who built a career from getting his ass kicked in elections releases a video, upon his release from jail.

Can't stop laughing at his bizarre delivery:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa8ZxjmOGkg

[JI7]

1. what does he think about his daughter being lesbian ?

[elleng]

3. Bad relations, I think;

I may be wrong about that.

[blogslut]

2. Yikes!

And posted by Randall Terry, no less.

So, Obama is the paramount killer of the world's children. Funny, I thought starvation was the culprit.

Hey, Alan! Get some counseling! Quick! Before it's too late and you die alone and unloved.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

4. and let's not forget this gem

he's teamed up with that black helicopter nutjob Alex Jones (where this is posted on his site):

"Former presidential candidate Alan Keyes has given perhaps his most dire warning yet, saying that the Obama administration is preparing to stage terror attacks, declare martial law and cancel the 2012 elections, which is why they are demonizing their political enemies as criminals and terrorists."

And to think MSNBC once gave this Republican mental case a talk show called "Alan Keyes is Making Sense"

[blogslut]

5. As Stephen Sondheim once wrote

...to a tune by Jule Styne, from the musical, Gypsy:

You Gotta Get a Gimmick

Jones' gimmick is paranoid conspiracies. Keyes' is hate for women, gays and well, people in general.

EDIT ADD - BONUS! YouTube of a classic number:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFRSawe33sA

[DCKit]

6. You'll all be sorry when the spaceship takes him - and only him - away. n/t

[Seldona]

7. 'Hi, I'm Alan Keyes. And I just got out of jail."

Would have been better to hear that in 2030 or so. Still, it was gratifying enough I suppose.

K&R for that line alone.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

8. Keyes got his ass handed to him here

it gets good around 6:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG5u04Gbg0A

I tell you that skinny kid is going places!

[mucifer]

9. great link! thanks. It was fun to watch the Chicago PBS audience laugh at keyes.

Phil Ponce did a great job moderating.

[underpants]

10. Best way to deal with Keyes-let him keep talking

that was bizarre and funny