Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Let's play Talk Like A Republican - Version B

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread		 This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (1/22-2007 thru 12/14/2010) Donate to DU
 
Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-21-09 06:33 PM
Original message
Let's play Talk Like A Republican - Version B
Actual Republican Talk:

"After 911, we were never hit again. You have to admit that it is possible that happened because we tortured."





Game entry:

"We have not been hit by Comet Kohoutek since 911. Why do you suppose that is? Huh?"





Write your own ......
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-21-09 07:40 PM
Response to Original message
1. Stinky, you screwed this one up.
Edited on Tue Apr-21-09 07:41 PM by Sparkly
What we discussed at dinner was a contest to come up with reasons we haven't been attacked since 9/11. The rightwing nuts are saying it's because we tortured people.

Other answers, for example: "Since 9/11, I've been parting my hair on the other side, and notice we haven't been hit again!"

Or, "Since I've started taking calcium supplements, we haven't been hit again."

See?

Sheesh... :eyes: :rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Apr 26th 2024, 08:30 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (1/22-2007 thru 12/14/2010) Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC