Dateline 2013: President Palin Outlines Bold $11 Trillion Plan to Retire Toxic Mortgages…

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(Washington) In a move labeled as risky by some political observers, President Palin finally outlined her plan to retire the toxic mortgage-based securities that led to the demise of the Obama administration.

“My predecessor’s $1, $2, and $4 Trillion attempts to deal with this problem were clearly hampered by a lack of vision. Today I propose to buy ALL the nations mortgages outright and to give them to the Goldman, Sachs, Morgan, Citi Bank of America as a gift of the American people. In return, the bank agrees to no longer call them ‘troubled’ or ‘toxic’.”

”I think I speak for the American people when I express relief that we can now put this sad chapter behind us.”