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[Kadie]

US President George W. Bush speaks to the National Cattlemen's Beef Association in Washington, DC. Bush warned lawmakers Wednesday that he would veto any timetable for withdrawing US troops from Iraq, a move he said would have "disastrous" consequences.(AFP/Brendan Smialowski)

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/705/im:/070328/photos_ts_afp/63642c6361cc9bb1a0ea4d2032e6e741;_ylt=Ah4qOyfvvYCqtqKkXzJQl1xiWscF

[hobbit709]

1. I am the definition of

Miserable Failure.

[shain from kane]

2. Oprah unavailable for the meat and not so great.

[benld74]

3. MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[shain from kane]

5. "If we leave Iraq before the job is done, there will be udder destruction."

[TZ]

8. GROAN!!! (LOL)

really bad pun---but sadly still very funny to me! :blush:

[BuyingThyme]

4. The chimpanzee in that photo kinda looks like the President.

[TZ]

6. OMG!

"I think I just accidently ate some Menu brand pet food!"

[AndyA]

7. "Ooh, that hurts Cowboy Bob. Is that a cattle prod or is that yer...

uh, shouldn't I get a kiss or somethin' first? Wanna get a room big guy?"

[Rob H.]

9. "Hey, Nancy Pelosi! Judo CHOP!"

Meh. I got nothin'. :P

[paparush]

10. Que Sound: Air escaping Bush balloon....sssssssssss....

[shain from kane]

11. Back in Texas, I'm known as "All hat, no cattle." Cheney? He's known as Elmer Fudd, and don't

let him shoot your cattle.

[hootinholler]

12. OO-OO, EE-EE, AA-AA, Tookey-Tookey