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Wiley50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 08:20 PM
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" Peter B., Have you ever heard of Douche Bank?"
I'm still laughing so hard I can't type.

So I'm listening to Peter B, who is talking on the subject of asshole mortgage lenders.

And this woman calls up, obviously very sincere

"Peter B, Have you ever heard of Douche Bank?"

Peter B, "I think you mean Deutche Bank"

So, then she goes into a rap about how she has horrible trouble trying to communicate with her mortgage holder.

Insane!

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readmoreoften Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 08:31 PM
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1. That's hilarious!
HA!
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 08:33 PM
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2. KICK for Peter B.
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 08:50 PM
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3. It would have been even funnier if Douche Bag slipped out. nt
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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 08:52 PM
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4. But it did!
The first time I heard "bank" but later on, I heard "bag"
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JerseygirlCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 08:54 PM
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5. Yeah, sheesh, she's been calling Douche Bank all these years
no wonder she's having trouble!
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McCamy Taylor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 10:14 PM
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6. I propose that it be renamed Douche Bank! We need a poll.
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