Should I thank Bush for not being attacked by any tigers lately?

[Stuart G]

Yep, no tiger attacks here in Skokie Il. (burb near Chicago) None walking around, and even those that are, are not attacking me. No, I don't go to the zoo much, so that is taken care of. What should I do?

[Nickster]

1. I thank him for not being attacked daily by brain dead zombies..oh wait, there are still Republicans

[uppityperson]

2. Make sure you have tiger repellant handy next Tues afternoon though.

be patient and be ware. Be afraid. They may take advantage of the transition confusion. Like they did before. Except this time it will be Obama's fault, or maybe the Clenis' again.

[countingbluecars]

3. You never know!

Just ask Putin.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Russia-Vladimir-Putin-Shoots-Amur-Tiger-To-Save-Film-Crew/Article/200809115090511

[daninthemoon]

4. After tuesday, we are sure to see an increase in tiger attacks here

in the "homeland" the only thing that has protected us from tiger attacks is our saviour: g dumbya. when the tigers attack in future, the new president will probably make a mistake like landing air force one at the site, thereby inviting derision from the mean and unfair press. after the tiger attack, if we are all very fortunate, the new pres will begin to pay attention to daily tiger threat advisories, lest we blame him for the next such attack. he will then know that he must torture any housecats that might have info on tiger cells. hopefully he will have the foresight to build an offshore prison camp to house the housecats until we are all safe.

[TahitiNut]

5. I'm glad there were no tiger attacks, but I'm tired of being shit on by rogue elephants.

:shrug:

[HughBeaumont]

6. Cause and Effect: Something Republicans Couldn't Digest if it Were Free at Denny's.

[Vickers]

7. Hmmm...I haven't been attacked by swarms of flying monkeys since 9/11...

I suppose I should thank him for that.

Thanks, George!

:patriot:

Hey, he even protected me from swarms of flying monkeys BEFORE 9/11 !!!11!!11!!!!!!!1!!!

:crazy:

[Cabcere]

8. Don't shoot, don't shoot, we're not a tiger...

We were just...um...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-TGNO3_HKk

Isn't it a lovely day today?

:hi:

[ColbertWatcher]

9. No, you should be happy you have your "anti-tiger rock." n/t

[Stuart G]

10. Now, I was thinking about this,,perhaps tigers are better than "Bushes"