The New Bush Library in Dallas

[Joanne98]

The Bush Library is being built in Dallas. The “W” Presidential Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction and will remain so for at least a decade.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you won’t even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they won’t let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they won’t let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.

The ‘Tax Cut’ Room with entry only to the wealthy.

The ‘Economy Room’ which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they’ll make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes a fifth time.

The Dick Cheney Room, in a famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Supreme Court’s Gift Shop, where you will be able to buy an election.

The Airport Men’s Room, where you’ll be able meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

The ‘Decider Room’ complete with dart board, Magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President’s accomplishments.

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[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. It disgusts me

that even a dime of my tax dollars will go to supporting this worthless pile of garbage in retirement. Just glad that the library will be built by private monies. Hope no one uses it. I wouldn't even spit in its direction if I drove past it.

[rurallib]

2. I say let him hire Blackwater for his own security.

[MrsBrady]

3. actually, the bush library has a wonderful assortment of books

but, they've decided to burn them instead

:evilgrin:

[zonmoy]

4. And probably replaced with the contract with the devil every republican

must sign to be allowed into the party.

[Joanne98]

5. UPDATE: The library has just added a flying shoe room located in the lame duck wing!