RNC to auction Sarah's underwear.

[denem]

Expects to make a tidy profit on their 'investment'.

1 said, that's a joke son, but ...

[panader0]

1. I'm not going to touch that one lol

[Sabriel]

4. Not with a 10-foot poll

Here's the poll:

Would you come within 10 feet of Sarah's undies?

_____ No


_____ Hell no

[dipsydoodle]

2. Shrub might want it

along with Sleezy's bicycle saddle for when he's got nothing else to sniff.

[gratuitous]

8. They'd make a bundle off Jonah Goldberg

Goldberg was apparently convinced that during the vice presidential debate, when Sarah was winkin' up a storm for the camera, that she was winking directly to him. I didn't have the heart to tell Jonah that the people on the teevee can't really see him, he was so adorable in his pre-juvenile fantasy world.

[TexasObserver]

3. The term "unmentionables" never seemed more appropriate.

I've never thought she was hot, and don't get why some people think she is.

First of all, that annoying voice. Second, that annoying personality. Third, anyone that ignorant is usually still in middle school, and that's a real turnoff. Fourth, those politics.

She makes me want to puke.

[jobycom]

5. That's okay, I'm not turned on by Joe Biden, either.

Old dude, wrinkles, no ass... Sure, he's rich, but that only gets you so far.

[grasswire]

9. he's not rich

He had to take a mortgage on his house to put his kids through college. He's not a wealthy man.

[jobycom]

14. Compared to me, he's rich.

[TexasObserver]

12. Biden hasn't been marketed as "sexy," while she has.

That's the difference.

[jobycom]

15. Biden's a man, she's a woman, that's the difference.

Women who don't market themselves as attractive get nowhere, woman who do get ridiculed for doing so.

[TexasObserver]

18. No, the difference is you make excuses for her.

Because she's a woman.

Is that you, Mika?

[jobycom]

23. So does that evasive insult prove you know I'm right?

Because I can't think of any other reason a grownup would resort to five year old level taunts.

Show me where I made an excuse for Palin, or come up with an actual refutation of what I said. Come on, you're a grown up, give it a shot. Use a mature, reasoned, logical argument as to why it's okay to treat Palin one way and male candidates another. Palin is an inexperienced local partisan without the intellectual or emotional make-up to play on the national level. If you can't find enough to prove her lack of qualification in that set of facts, then talking about your perceptions of her sexual attractiveness, or lack of it, doesn't add anything to your discussion. It just lowers the whole discussion,

[TexasObserver]

30. My only regret ...

... is taking you off ignore again, but I'll remedy that ASAP.

buh bye

[lligrd]

6. I Had To Laugh When They Mentioned The Kids' Underwear

Why did they have to buy the kids underwear to begin with? Didn't they own any? Were they full of holes?

[jmg257]

7. Something here smells fishy...did you make this up???

[denem]

10. No.

They are sorting the underwear to send it back to the RNC.

[jmg257]

17. ...think about it... :)

[denem]

19. Oh I got it all right,

just didn't wont to onto Salmon jokes.

[LeftishBrit]

11. I'm sure the underwear smells fishy, if not of moose!

And I suspect the OP did make it up. I suspect the Republican party really could make some money that way, however!!

[uppityperson]

13. Laundered?

[CreekDog]

16. i can see it now

[GoesTo11]

28. Is that from Sixteen Candles?

[CreekDog]

29. yes.

:hi:

[City Lights]

20. Rich Lowry would sell all his worldly possessions for a pair of Sarah's undies.

A very wise TV executive once told me that the key to TV is projecting through the screen. It's one of the keys to the success of, say, a Bill O'Reilly, who comes through the screen and grabs you by the throat. Palin too projects through the screen like crazy. I'm sure I'm not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, "Hey, I think she just winked at me." And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can't be learned; it's either something you have or you don't, and man, she's got it.

:rofl:

[Name removed]

21. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[lligrd]

22. Yep, Disguting

and don't you know how to use ***?

[Starry Messenger]

24. Screenshot taken. n/t

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

25. Wooooohooo!!!

Am I gonna be famous?

:rofl:

[leftofthedial]

26. freepers are, um, creaming their jeans...

[Contrary1]

27. Here are some details:

Sarah Palin forced to sell her high-priced Panties on eBay; debriefed proceeds not going to charity

"... Unfortunately, due to all the heat the RNC has drawn for purchasing a $150,000 dollars in clothes for Palin's to begin with, Palin will now have to make due without a single pair of underwear to wear for the remainder of the campaign.

"We expect an immediate rise in the polls, virtually overnight," said a McCain spokesman. "Please excuse me, I have to grow now -- I mean I have to go now because I'm late for the Palin debriefing. Palin briefing."

Meanwhile, Palin is said to be outraged that she has to put up her personal effects for sale on eBay, resulting in palpable tension between the candidates.

"Palin refuses to continue with the McCain campaign without wearing underwear," said a spokesman for Palin. "It's just so unsanitary, so unsavory, so nasty and oh, so very, very, sexy."

However, Palin is said to be nothing, if not resourceful and that she is prepared for life's little emergencies.

"She just refused to go on stage without any underwear," said Palin's personal female assistant. "She turned to me and said, 'Listen. Do you got any dental floss in your purse?' I was shocked but nodded yes and turned it over to her. Right there, before my eyes, she pulled out a couple of feet of floss and fashioned it into a g-string, lifted up her skirt and put in on."

More: http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i42594

:rofl: