Watch Sarah Palin on SNL here:

[riverdeep]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/18/sarah-palin-on-snl-with-t_n_135887.html

I especially like the second one, with a Amy Poehler doing a rap song of Sarah. The audio could be better though.

[riverdeep]

1. By the by, someone just put up a transcript of the Palin rap.

Thanks to (brand spankin' new) DUer PalinHater.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7513577&mesg_id=7513942



My name is Sarah Palin
You all know me,
Vice-Prezzy nominee,
of the GOP.

Gonna need ya vote,
In the next election.
Can I get a "wutt wutt!"
From the senior section.

McCain got experience.
McCain got style.
But don't let him freak you out,
When he tries to smile.
'Cause that smile be creepy!
But when I'm VP,
All the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me.

How's it go, Eskimo...
(Eskimo!)
Tell me tell me what you know, Eskimos...
(Eskimos!)
How you feel Eskimo?
(Ice cold!)
Tell me tell me what you feel Eskimo
(Supah cold!)

I'm Jeremiah Wright,
'Cause tonight I'm the preacher,
I got a bookish look,
And you're all hot for teacher.

Todd lookin' fine on his snowmachine,
So hot for each other,
He the "go-between."

In Wasilla,
We just chill, baby, chilla,
But when I see oil it's:
("Drill baby drilla!")

My country tis of the thee,
From my porch I can see,
Russia and such.....

All the mavericks in the house put your hands up,
All the mavericks in the house put your hands up,
All the plumbers in the house pull your pants up,
All the plumbers in the house pull your pants up!

When I say "Obama" you say "Ayers!"
Obama!
(Ayers!)
Obama!
(Ayers!)
I built me a bridge, it ain't goin' nowhere!
(Ohhhhh!)

McCain/Palin, gonna put the nail in
The coffin of the media elite!
(she likes red meat!)
Shoot a mother-humpin' moose 8 days of the week!

(blam blam - shoots someone dressed in a moose costume)

Now ya dead!
Now ya dead 'cause I'm an animal!
And I'm bigger than you!
Hold that shotgun,
Rockin the pump.
Everybody party,
We're goin' to hunt!

la-la la-la la la la laaaaaaa...

(blam blam - shoots at the audience)

Yo I'm Palin-I'm-out!

[ColbertWatcher]

2. Amy Poehler is one funny broad!

I guess this is the GOP's way of countering Obama's 30 minute spot?

Oh, wait, this one didn't cost them anything.

So the GOP-controlled media is now giving the GOP free airtime.