Need a good zinger for my Repuke SIL

[Narkos]

She's been posting anti-Obama vids on Facebook, including the Biden gaffe "Someone needs a history lesson!", Obama's a Muslim (the 57 states thing) and Obama hangs on with terrists (the Ayres thing). I'm afraid of being too much of a dick (I have tendency to a little emotional about politics) , but I would like some recs on a good comment that I could post, maybe something funny too. Any suggestions?

[Danieljay]

1. Dont argue with idiots, they'll only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. n/

[AnneD]

2. Read my sig line....

and be illuminated. I learned it the hard way.

[Narkos]

3. LOL!

[APPLE_PIE]

4. Would you buy a used car from Mc Cain.

Caption a picture of McCain with -- Would you buy a used car from this man?

[Bigmack]

5. How about....

"SIL... get used to it... President Obama. It's gonna happen."

[dorkulon]

6. I would post links to fact-checking sites on those issues

and then maybe this, possibly my favorite quotation:

"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
~Stephen Hawking

[Narkos]

8. Well, I was thinking of confronting her

with the fact that she must be one of the 10% of idiots who still think Obama's a Muslim. Is that too harsh? Maybe I'll take out the idiot part out.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

7. Tell her;

that voting Republican is easier than thinking :)
Ask her what she's so afraid of?
Remind her Clinton left us with a surplus and the Republicans have pretty much destroyed everything the country had going for it economically, foreign policy wise and in the area of individual rights.
How could anyone, who is not wealthy, thin that 4 more years of a Republican government is going to be good for us? It's freaking mind blowing! :banghead:

[NNN0LHI]

9. How about a link to her Facebook?

[Narkos]

10. Like a snopes link to her Wall? n/t

[Narkos]

11. This is what kills me....

I made one comment to effect of "Oh, I get it. Obama's a secret Muslim double agent who will establish a Caliphate once installed as President!" and her reply was "Well, you can't deny that there's a link". Fucking kills me! And this idiot wants us to move down to Tennessee to hang out with her and her hill billy husband. ARrrrrrrghhhhhh!!!1