McCain is going to hit it out of the park tonight

[NNN0LHI]

But he is still going to lose in a landslide this November.

So we have that going for us.

Don

[tridim]

1. I'm not even sure he can pick up the bat.

[Captain Hilts]

2. What's a football analogy?

THINKING PEOPLE are watching NY-DC.

[meow2u3]

13. Here's your football analogy

He got sacked in his own end zone. Two points for the Dems.

[shadowknows69]

3. I'll bet we learn something amazing

like he was a POW or something.

[Vincardog]

4. He was a POW? Well that cinches it he has my vote.

[DeadManInc]

5. He is a GOP'er, he would step in front of the ball

for a free base.

[dweller]

6. T ball?

is *moron pitching?

dp

[noel711]

7. I'm sure the commentators at Fox are orgasming over that possibility

but remember... how low the bar has been set.

The bar was scarcely off the floor for Cruella DeVille last night,

and the rucus from all the evil lies is still vibrating.

And tonight, the old man will todder to the microphone...

and...

for some reason I'm thinking of that decrepit old fool
that Tim Conway used to play on the Carol Burnett show..

[Tutankhamun]

8. After McRigormortis speaks the pundits will fall all over themselves to say

how they weren't sure about his ability as a speaker, but he surprised us all with an unexpectedly great speech. A true maverick...unpredictable...bla bla bla...

[B Calm]

9. He'll strike out, but the corporate media will say it was a home run!

[SammyWinstonJack]

10. I bet he fouls out.

[Patsy Stone]

11. Already done

I'm sure the stories have already been filed.

[Harold J.]

12. Then the ball will riqochet off something and come back home and hit him in the head!

[meow2u3]

14. It's Old Timer's Day at the ballpark

If he hits the ball out of the infield, he'll hit it out of the park. That's because they move the fences in during celebrity softball games.