Freakazoid Fundies Want to Put a 40-foot Wall around San Francisco

[marmar]

from the website of Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, a defacto hate group:



Letter: 40-Foot Wall Around San Francisco?



Needed in Sodom-by-the-Bay, aka San Francisco?

Folks, we’ve received a lot of reaction to our e-mail and web article last week highlighting the incredible “Zombietime” web report on San Francisco’s sadistic “Up Your Alley” street fair — just like last year when we exposed its twin event, the Folsom Street Fair. (Click HERE to go to the secular Zombietime story, describing public perversions that could ONLY emerge from the “gay liberation” movement; WARNING: IT’S APPALLINGLY GRAPHIC (and evil).

Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi — beloved by “gay” activists for her pro-homosexual activism — could use her clout to demand an end to the government-protected street orgies and public nudity in the city she represents; why won’t she?

While our pathetically predictable homosexual critics played their usual game of “Kill the Messenger” (us), even AFTAH readers — far better informed on the homosexual agenda and GLBT lifestyles than most Americans — were stunned by the public depravities. And many people, like L.B. below, are asking how it is that they were allowed to go on by Democratic-led city officials and the San Francisco P.D.:

Question: Can we build a 40-foot wall around that city, and toss food and penicillin over the top? Seriously, how was this event advertised or publicized (exclusively for certain people or everyone is welcome)? Also, how do the \’event coordinators\’ bypass the law? How do they get permission to engage in such behaviors in public? Why are the police instructed to contain but not to arrest? — L.B., writing via the AFTAH website, 8-8-08

http://americansfortruth.com/news/40-foot-wall-around-san-francisco.html

[saltpoint]

1. "Just like Jericho," I said, "Let these walls come tumblin' down..."

--Joni Mitchell, "Jericho"

- - - -

It would be just the fundies' luck to actually complete the wall encasing sinful San Francisco only to have God himself earthquake the wall to shards and bits, and leaving the city itself completely unscathed.

Also I can think of any number of American towns that would be greatly improved by having government-sanctioned public street orgies.

And the sooner the better.

Thank you, and God Bless America.

[Swamp Rat]

16. LOL!

We have street orgies in New Orleans. The masked participants are often fundie preachers, and republican congressmen. :D

[saltpoint]

19. What New Orleans is especially fortunate to have is

you.

Its chances of survival and renewal go way, way up when top-drawer minds & sensisbilities are afoot.

How ARE ya, dammit!?

[Swamp Rat]

24. Howya doin' OC?

I'm better, now that the holes in my ceiling were finally (mostly) patched up yesterday, after 3 years. Maybe my coughing will abate once I am no longer breathing in moldy sheet rock and lead paint dust. x( The house still looks like a hurricane hit it... well, actually a hurricane DID hit it. :D

I just finished a summer course, but have dragged my feet on a critical piece of work, which is due in a week (I had the whole Summer to do it too :eyes: ). I need a break... and some money. Yeah, I need a REAL vacation with loads and loads of cash to spend, on a tropical isle with a companion who is a sex fiend. :evilgrin: That's not asking for too much, is it?

I hope you are well, and stick around DU, even if I disappear from time to time. This place would not be the same without you... which reminds me. I miss Kurovski.

Here's a new pic for your consideration, and hopefully entertainment. :D

[saltpoint]

25. Your expectations for the tropical island and the

sex fiend strike me as fiercely reasonable.

Free bar tab at a swank hotel should be included in the deal, IMO.

Thank you for the Dobson image. It captures him perfectly in that it's difficult to really know at any given moment if cockroaches are rushing into his infested body or spilling out of it as a metaphor for his evil spew. He's on of the most influential people in the country and also one of the most dark-spirited and controlling. That's the right image and those are the right colors and the cockroaches are just right.

Good on the roof project. More money and less mold sounds like a plan to me. Hope to see you back and forth on these boards as the election approaches. I'm not hogwild about Landrieu, but I hope she holds off that worthless Puke running against her.

[Swamp Rat]

28. one more:

nite nite! :D

[beam me up scottie]

2. I still think putting a wall around South Carolina and moving THEM inside of it is the best idea.

Declare it a sovereign nation and don't let anyone out without a passport. :evilgrin:

[saltpoint]

3. Yep. Hand the governor a 2-week Secession visa and tell 'em to

hit the road.

Long time no see. What a pleasure.

:hi:

[beam me up scottie]

6. Likewise, my old friend.

:hug:

[HubertHeaver]

11. What did South Carolina ever do to you?

Of course, at one time I wanted to make the state a nuclear dump site--actually, I still do. Save Yucca Mountain! Use South Carolina!
Haven't gotten over it yet.

[beam me up scottie]

35. I'm pretty sure they're the ones who picked South Carolina.

Personally, I'd prefer Texas, but I figure the Mexicans have enough to worry about as it is.

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[Golden Raisin]

13. Or give them 1-way tickets

to Afghanistan where they can snuggle up to the Taliban --- their spiritual brethren. They'd feel right at home. The blind zealotry, black-and-white view of the Universe, arrogance, fear and hatred are identical.

[beam me up scottie]

36. That would be even better.

And if they can't get along they'll just kill each other.

[OnionPatch]

34. Can we give them some other state?

I know some really cool (and liberal) people in South Carolina.

[beam me up scottie]

37. They want South Carolina for some reason.

We would need to evacuate the non-talibornagains, of course, and help them relocate.

[pnorman]

4. How about a HIGH wall around Jasper, Texas (Deep in the Heart of Right_to_Workistan)

http://amath.colorado.edu/carnegie/lit/lynch/byrd.htm

pnorman

[Hugabear]

5. Holy shit - those fundies sure love their gay porn, don't they?

Mere descriptions probably would have sufficed to make their point. Or perhaps a photo or two. But oh no - these fundies have to show dozens of extremely explicit photographs to make their point.

[Initech]

12. No shit!

I remember Jerry Falwell complaining that Budweiser was advertising in gay magazines. My first thought when I heard that was "well... what the fuck was he doing reading gay magazines?" :rofl:

[Hugabear]

17. Reminds me of a MAD TV skit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUtLwmGdOxk

[XemaSab]

38. .

:thumbsup:

[pepperbear]

27. yeah they just can't seem to resist posting the link. they can't not look at it. n/t

[girl gone mad]

29. He hates gay street orgies so much..

that he attends several of them each year, using zoom lenses to document all of the large penises and hot action on display.

[HughBeaumont]

30. Fundies talk more in detail about graphic gay sex than pornographers do.

"doth protest a BIT too much" maybe?

[pokerfan]

7. One wall would be cool

Seven would be uber cool, like a modern day Mimas Tirith. It's also easier to defend a walled city so perhaps it would be useful in keeping the hateful and dangerous ORCS (Overly Religious Crazy pSychotics) from entring. They would be reduced to laying siege and perhaps building a giant Trojan^TM sex toy on wheels hoping that it will be stolen.

[Canuckistanian]

8. They're used to walls in their mom's basement

Those walls are comforting - they keep out the real, scary world.

[doc03]

9. I think they make 40 foot ladders, what would be the point N/t

[Marr]

10. Hmm. I wonder if they'd like to take a pass on all that tax money that flows from

gay havens like Frisco, LA, New York, etc? No?

[Beregond2]

14. The prices in SF are enough of a wall

to keep most people out!

[katukov]

15. How about a 40-foot wall around Crawford, Texas

and environs, throw in Bush and Cheney and the whole right-wing religion machine.

The joke is, Bush would despise these people, because he thinks them beneath him, he just uses them. With the wall, they'd all be stuck together.

[SpookyCat]

18. Wow, if they don't like Folsom St Fair...

they better stay away from Dore Alley! LOL!!

It's a big country, why can't they just stay in their little corner of it and leave us the hell alone. Just weird.

[EFerrari]

20. Bozos. We only need one wall from the ocean to the bay

to keep Republicans out. :)

[Vickers]

21. "far better informed on the homosexual agenda and GLBT lifestyles than most Americans"

Yeah, I'll bet.

:eyes:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

22. Zombietime is busy documenting that stuff.

He's busy documenting all that stuff that he disapproves of.

All that kinky stuff. Why would a straight guy be so interested in taking pictures of bondage outfits, BJs, naked men, etc.??

:rofl:

[galledgoblin]

23. used to be an extremely common meme

I remember about a decade ago stumbling across many online posts which suggested taking all gays and shipping us to a deserted island.

and here I thought people weren't willing to make statements like that anymore... :(

[pepperbear]

26. Uhm, uh, er....anyone else notice that homosexual acts repulse them, yet.....

they just can't seem to resist posting a link to all the lurid photos? Obsess much?

[SeattleGirl]

31. I have a better idea:

Let's put a wall around a desert patch with all the Fundies inside!

That way, we won't be bothered by them, AND,

they can get all orgasmic about being in a place that feels like hell!

[NuttyFluffers]

32. aw, they're all just peeping Toms at heart, lil' voyeurs... how kinky

they put all this effort finding this stuff out and then they want to make it exclusive and charge for the peepholes. aw, so sexually repressed. it must be maddening to them that someone, somewhere is having fun without guilt and anger and confusion and wanton profiteering. poor babies!

[DU GrovelBot]

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[XemaSab]

39. The report with the pictures: hilarious and NSFW

"So much was happening so fast that I quickly became overwhelmed. Every time I paused to take a picture of some scene, I would notice out of the corner of my eye three other photo opportunities slipping away. Furthermore, a lot of the action seemed to be going on at crotch level, which wasn't always clearly visible from normal camera-taking heights, in the crush of the crowd. Because of these factors, I eventually decided to set the camera shutter on "auto-repeat," let my hand (holding the camera) dangle down by my hip, and just snap away at random as I passed through the crowd, without really seeing what I was photographing. It was only later, after I uploaded the pictures at home, did I browse through these "crotch-cam" shots to see what I captured. Most of them were blurry and at odd angles, but they did present an interesting view of the Up Your Alley Fair from crotch level."

[JHB]

40. Freakazoid Fundies?

What could a palette of animation affecionados have against that faire city?

[Joanne98]

41. Love it or leave it!

Why don't they just shut up and MOVE!

[paparush]

42. How 'bout we put a 40' wall around freakazoid fundies.

They'll be easier to Rapture that way..all in one place.

Of course, one has to consider the fact that all of that twisted hate and sexual repression/perversion concentrated in one spot might very well tear the fabric of the space-time continuum.

[Prophet 451]

43. Sounds good to me

That way, when the Religious Reich begin their inevitible armed uprising, SF will be safe as houses.