What embarrassing thing will * do on this trip to Asia?

[El Supremo]

Poll question: What embarrassing thing will * do on this trip to Asia?

[annabanana]

1. He'll pull his eyes back at the corners and

Make some "ching-chang" noise. . . .

[Ian David]

6. I was thinking that EXACT same thing! n/t

[MsTryska]

22. I'm kinda betting on this one

it won't be the MOST embarassing thing he does, but this one is prolly par for the course.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

2. This is like betting on a sure thing.

Opening his mouth and trying to speak English.

[sarge43]

3. It's his last chance to best Poppy by hurling into some Asian

leader's lap. "Top of the world, Ma."

[ColbertWatcher]

7. I vote: vomit on someone. n/t

[Octafish]

10. Bushusuru!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/66048309@N00/513040735/

Bushurusu II!

[ColbertWatcher]

12. Brilliant! n/t

[trof]

14. Yep. Barf in someone's lap. It's a family tradition.

[sarge43]

16. He can give the head of state a backrub before he barfs on him --

twofer. "Top that, old man."

[Growler]

4. I was going to vote for the Forbidden Door one...

... but remembered that Bush has trouble with doors...

[Jack Rabbit]

5. Drop his egg noodles in his lap while trying to use chop sticks

[madeline_con]

8. Get drunk and act stoopid.

I hope there's a camera rolling when it happens. :bounce:

[sarge43]

17. And that will be noteworthy, how?

He usually drunk and always stupid in a cunning weasel like way. (My apologies to weasels)

[madeline_con]

18. We Americans love to be entertained by the idiot. n/t

spell edit

[Ilsa]

20. Like running around, asking for Hop Sing, saying he has his laundry.

Anyone else remember "Bonanza"?

[HooptieWagon]

9. Get drunk and grope Chinese Premier's wife or something...

and then vomit in Premier's lap and praise the talents of asian (Korean) golfers.

[El Supremo]

11. Wear this to the Olympics >>

[onethatcares]

13. do they have a "forbiden" city there?

or is it "forbidden", i always get so confused when i'm there, must be the language. (sorry, i just couldn't help myself :))

[El Supremo]

15. I thought it was wrong too, but the spell checker passed it.

So that's what I get for believing fancy software.

[Overseas]

23. For Joe Biden. /nt

[Ilsa]

19. Order takeout from "Panda Express". nt

[mentalsolstice]

21. Streak nekkid through stadium during opening ceremonies

...wearing only the American flag around his shoulders. What other embarrassing acts has he not committed yet?

[Texasgal]

24. Barf like his daddy did..

:rofl:

[The Gunslinger]

25. He'll open his mouth.