Novak's shocking revelation -- you won't believe it!

[Enrique]

http://wonkette.com/401665/update-novaks-shocking-revelation

[Ian David]

1. How convenient for Novak. n/t

[AspenRose]

2. Whoa

Oooops!

[Canuckistanian]

3. Who knew?

:shrug:

[file83]

27. His brain IS the tumor!!!

The tumor is his brain!!

I know, I'm going to hell.

[Kutjara]

It's an unsubstantiated assertion.

No evidence has yet been produced that supports the existence of such an organ in Mr. Novak's head. I won't believe it until I see it.

[truedelphi]

33. You are getting my laugh of the month award.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[mikelgb]

4. Still up on ap, LINK:

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hARDjD1P35QtMHYn3ehO30A-onYQD92BKDH80

[Enrique]

14. the AP stands by its story

:rofl:

[Glorfindel]

5. I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

n/t

[Solly Mack]

6. hehehehe

[Joanie Baloney]

7. Oh goody.....

now he can go home to Kansas with Dorothy and the Tin Man.

;)

-JB

[flakey_foont]

8. but what about a heart?

any mention of him having one of those?

[DCKit]

32. He traded that to Cheney for access. n/t

[dorkulon]

9. Probably just a mistake, but I like the idea that a wily editor

made a calculated deletion. :)

[rosesaylavee]

34. In a town and region of RW rags, The Suntimes is

the only paper around that can lean left occasionally. I bet it was a (cough cough) unfortunate oversight too.

[Liberal Veteran]

10. That's not very funny.

How would you like to get your hopes up that you had a brain, only to find out your cranium was filled with air and tumors?

Perhaps they'll find his brain if they check up Karl Rove's ass?

[Rex]

11. You know he probably blames the pedestrian for the brain tumor.

Sucks to die as a traitor to ones country. And that stuff about a brain; hogwash! Everyone knows Novackula ate his own brain live on CNN.

[TheWraith]

12. Off to the greatest page. nt

[Sparkly]

13. lol

:rofl: But not a heart, apparently.

[samdogmom]

18. And, no Courage either!

Didn't he spill his guts when subpoenaed by Fitzgerald's grand jury?

As I recall, as least Judith Miller spent some time behind bars for refusing to testify.

Ummmm....did Novak join her as a comrade in arms?

[SpookyCat]

15. And with that, I log off for a while! Good catch, Enrique! n/t

[Cronus Protagonist]

16. This *must* be sheer propaganda

Besides, who would believe it?

[SharonRB]

17. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

Now that's funny!

[trof]

19. I really shouldn't. I know I shouldn't. ...I gotta: I could while away the hours

Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.

I'd unravel ev'ry riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln,
If you only had a brain.

Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore,
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more.

I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain--Whoa!

[hootinholler]

20. Geez! Now "If I only had a brain" is running through my head.

FN showtunes!

:rofl:

-Hoot

[IDemo]

21. but it's a malignant one.

[bdf]

22. ROFL

At first I thought you'd photoshopped that image to produce something that I found funny even though I felt guilty that I did so. Then I checked the AP link somebody provided.

Bwahahahahahahahaha. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MindPilot]

23. Paging Mr Normal, Mr Abe Normal, your brain is ready

:bounce:

[HughMoran]

24. Poor Novacula

He discovered it a bit late.

[sicksicksick_N_tired]

25. I don't find this funny. In spite of his life, there are people who love him,...

,...and he, them.

My Dad died of brain cancer a little over a month ago. He wasn't the most loving or compassionate man, but,...he did the best he could with what he had,...and,...

,...well,...

In my humane opinion, it's NEVER okay to celebrate suffering or hardship no matter who bears it.

[Jim Lane]

28. I think this one is on the "OK" side of the line

When Novak's diagnosis was announced, I posted to voice my disgust at the DUers who were chortling about "karma" and "payback". I completely agree with you about not celebrating suffering.

In this case, though, it's just a typo that produces an amusing effect.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if someone showed this AP story to Novak and he got a good laugh out of it. When I was going through chemo, I welcomed every bit of comic relief.

Your father and I are members of . I'm sorry to hear he didn't make it. ((()))

[LeftishBrit]

31. I agree with you

I strongly object to all the 'karma' comments, but I found this typo funny!

I hope you are fully recovered.

[CrazyDude]

30. I would agree, except it's the AP that goofed here n/t

[snot]

26. thank you! k'd, r'd, & blogged. nt

[Hubert Flottz]

29. WARNING: the surgeon general has warned that too much...

Fool-Aide, can and will, be hazardous to your brain.