Deckchair trapped testicles

[Mugu]

ananova.com

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair. But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

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I know that I hate it everytime that happens.

[AlCzervik]

1. this story is useless without pics.

and---ow.

[kimmerspixelated]

7. Only if you lack imagination.

[AlCzervik]

19. i picture two marbles.

[lumberjack_jeff]

2. Silly Mario.

Back in the ocean with you, chair 'n all, until shrinkage rectifies the problem.

:rofl:

[murielm99]

3. I wonder if they threw cold water

on his testicles until he shrank again.

[AlCzervik]

4. probably a bucket of ice.

[gullwing300]

5. With his luck the chair would shrink even more!

:D

[seemslikeadream]

6. I can never pass up a good testicle story

[flvegan]

8. Great name for a rock band.

[petronius]

33. 'Shrunken Testicles' - the only rock band to get laid less often than the average guy...

:)

[kimmerspixelated]

9. Balls!

[kimmerspixelated]

13. Another thought...

How can you NOT know that your nutz are not where they usually are?Does that mean they have a really big one.. or a really miniscule one???? As a woman- I am wondering like a tv character once remarked.. " How DO you guys walk around with them things!!!!"

[greenbriar]

18. those are my questions

how does one walk and not squeeze them ?


GLAD I don't have to worry.

[jmowreader]

23. One of 'em is higher than the other.

When you put them together, one slides up and the other slides down.

[greenbriar]

27. really

the things you can learn!!!

[krispos42]

10. Ow ow ow ow ow ow...

That is a 911 call I'd be intersted in hearing. I wonder if the operator had the decency to mute her mic before falling out of his chair laughing?

[Iris]

28. My reaction exactly. And I don't even have a testicle!

[Snarkoleptic]

11. Shrinkage....bummer.

I was in the pool!!

[Lex]

12. I sure do feel sorry for that chair.

nt

[spanone]

14. O U C H

[Cirque du So-What]

15. Some life lessons are learned the hard way

The one advising one not to fry bacon in the nude being a case in point.

[havocmom]

17. Frying chicking with summer weight clothes on not much safer

Some very hot oil splattered and hit me on the chest just as my husband wandered into the kitchen. I let out a yelp and grabbed my slightly burned breasts. Husband asked what was wrong.

"The oil is hot on my breasts."

He looked confused, recovered a bit and suggested: "Try keeping them out of the skillet".

Oh, did I say 'husband'? I meant EX husband

[Wiley50]

16. almost as good as "The Great Sword Of Testicles"

We all have heard the story of "the Great Sword Of Damocles"
which hung, suspended by a human hair, over the hero's head

Same story except this one hung above a (now) eunuch's nuts

[Gman]

20. That happened to me once when I was sitting on a railroad trestle

hate it when that happens... :evilgrin:

[Captain Angry]

21. You should be careful.

Those miniature scale train tracks are electrified.

*zing*

:-)

[Gman]

30. Heh, heh, heh!!

Good one!

[TexasObserver]

22. I wish I had a dollar for every time my balls have fallen through a deck chair

[kimmerspixelated]

25. Please, PLEASE!

Turn that line into a song!!!! A hit song!! I must hear it on the airwaves everyday !!

[Jack Rabbit]

24. Just the headline make me writhe in pain

Ouch!!

[morningglory]

26. When my husband and I were newlyweds, we were on an archaeological dig

in the wintertime. Out in the middle of nowhere, no toilets, no amenities. He apparently had an "egg"-sized hole in the seat of his long johns. Or thermal underwear, for you city people. One testicle slipped into the hole, then later the other one, and then they were too big to pull back through. You know how long johns sag down lower and lower as the day goes on and they stretch out. He was walking hunkered over all afternoon, and whispered to me "I have something bad wrong with me..." A look of severe pain on his face all afternoon. When we got home, he asked me to take a look. It was verrrry funnnny looking.

[Berry Cool]

29. I've heard of "beach balls"

but this is ridiculous.

[KittyWampus]

31. SHRINKAGE! :-D "Couldn't you at least tell her about the shrinkage factor?"

[Democrat 4 Ever]

32. My middle daughter worked in an emergency room in Laurens, South Carolina,

One day the EMTs brought in an elderly man who had fallen asleep naked in his lawn chair. The poor guy was at least 80 years old and he was using the chair for living room furniture. Anyway, he got hot, stripped off, sat down and feel asleep. When he woke up the boys had migrated south through the slats in the seat and then proceeded to swell to unimagined proportions. My daughter said they were twice as large as softballs. She couldn't imagine they could get that large and not burst.

The poor guy was stuck to the chair, couldn't move and couldn't reach his phone. After sitting in that chair for over 24 hours one of his grandkids came to check on him when he didn't answer the phone. The EMTs took him still attached to the chair to the hospital for removal. He was so swollen and blue they were afraid they would cut him trying to cut the chair off. He was extremely dehydrated, very, very sore but he lived.

Someone in the ER tried to sneak and take a picture of this poor fella before the chair was removed and was fired for his efforts.