Let's beat the MSM at their own game. Let's make shit up about Barrack Obama!

[devilgrrl]

Oh come now people, you know as well as I do that some say Barrack Obama is an elitist. Some say that - it must be so!!!!! :wow:

You know what else I heard??? I heard he thinks that the L.A. Lakers suck! Did you hear about that? It's true! He's picking Boston in 6.

:sarcasm:

[Cant trust em]

1. I heard that at night he dons a cape and fights crime.

[mike_c]

2. Barack Obama took out Hitler with his bare hands...

...AND HE HADN'T EVEN BEEN BORN YET!

That's some powerful shit, ya'll! :wow:

[malaise]

3. I heard he knows how to use

chopsticks - how elitist is that?

[devilgrrl]

4. Dude, check it out. His favorite drink is a double latte.

Can you believe that shit? What a stuck-up preppy.

:sarcasm:

[malaise]

7. hehehehehe

:rofl:

[Iris]

15. I heard he's already bought a Volvo for his older daughter and she can't even drive yet!

[elehhhhna]

5. pssst...he has TWO black children! Pass it on!

[malaise]

8. With his wife

Damn!!!

[Dr. Strange]

24. Both of whom were ILLITERATE children when they were born.

That's right--BOTH!

[elehhhhna]

30. He belongs to, like, THREE churches!!1!!1

[HCE SuiGeneris]

6. Um, only one "r" in Barack.

[devilgrrl]

16. See! They can't even spell his name right!

:blush:

[KamaAina]

9. His real name is Barry Oppenheimer

and he's secretly Jewish. :-)

[AngryAmish]

10. Barack Obama's urine cures blindness

Or was that R. Kelly?

[ColbertWatcher]

11. Pfft.

Wikiality.com has been doing that since he started running.

You're welcome to come over and see how much of the crap we made up has been repeated by the GOP.

Barack HUSSEIN Obama

[Iris]

13. Seriously? Are they actually using this as an authority?

[ColbertWatcher]

17. It's hard to tell.

I doubt it, but I want credit for something in this internets...

Oh, there are people who anonymously remove info about certain pages about GOP people.

LOL.

[Iris]

18. It would be really, really funny if they did!

[ColbertWatcher]

20. LOL!

We have had people freak out about some of the articles.

They come on and complain that we got some of the info wrong and we shouldn't be allowed to post some of the stuff we have on the internets because people would get confused, etc.

Oh, it is my secret wish that some kid comes on, looks at one of the pages I wrote (for instance U.S. Constitution) and uses it for a school project. That would make all the work worthwhile!

[Iris]

21. Well, they do that to the creator of Wikipedia, too!

And he has had students email asking for help disputing a grade on papers where Wikipedia is used! He sends them a disdainful email about using an encyclopedia for doing college papers!

[ColbertWatcher]

23. But, Wikip*edia TRIES to be factual...

...Wikiality.com only strives to be truthy...

[blondeatlast]

12. Some people say that Barack Hussein Obama has been spotted in a PLAID scarf!"

(on the chilly streets of Chicag...)

[lonestarnot]

14. I thought they were plaid briefs!

[devilgrrl]

19. Barack Obama called Tiger Woods a pussy

You can't please the guy.

:sarcasm:

[DarkTirade]

22. He's actually a robot from the future, sent back to correct a mistake in the timeline.

The problem is, we don't know if he was sent back by the robots in an attempt to make sure humanity fails, or if he was sent back by the humans, in an attempt to make sure the robot uprisings fail.

The uprising is scheduled for sometime in early 2010, I believe. So if your toaster stats acting funny around December of 2009, be prepared.

[Beregond2]

25. Obama cured my fistula!

[bunkerbuster1]

26. He's a SECRET MUSLIM!

wait. Nobody would be stupid enough to believe that, would they?

[0rganism]

27. Barack Obama is seven feet tall

I heard he'll consume the Republicans with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse!

[tom_paine]

28. Obama hums the Internatcionale in the shower!

He's a Communist!

[morgan2]

29. someones gotta do up a webpage

'facts about obama' like those chuck norris ones. But make it every possible fake smear people could think of, get them all out there as a joke before anyone can try it for real.