Attn CDC: Outbreak of "Tiny Mouth Syndrome" afflicting Neocons should warrant an investigation

[Union Yes]

Could it be election anxiety?

Angst from what November may bring?

Election results from a Rethug stronghold district in Mississippi?

An STD? There may be more hibbidy-dibbidy happening in the GOP than we give them credit for. Us Libs are always joking about their sexual dysfunction. Maybe we were wrong.

Regardless, what in the sam hell is up with the mouths on these Republikkkers as of late? Call it tightlippedness, or shrunken mouth or tiny mouth..whatever it's called it seems to be spreading throughout the GOP.

Or could it be reality setting in from the total failure of their ideology? That's my pick.

Anyhoo..

Let's examine a few of the afflicted subjects.

First, Neocon Pols and/or candidates/previous cands.

Pres Bush and Sen Graham, in the advanced stages of the disease.


VP Cheney


Sen Graham


Sen Mitch McConnell


Sen Domenici


Sen Cornyn


Rep Boehner


Mitt


Rudy


KKKarl Rove, I recommend he don a paper bag.



This affliction has also spread to Neocon pundits...

Ann Coulter


Hannity


Charles Krauthammer


Greta


Brit Hume


But, there is good news.

Sen Larry Craig is rumored to have discovered a cure for Tiny Mouth Syndrome.

Sen Craig before treatment.


Sen Craig scheduling his "treatment" with his umm doc?


The happy Senator, cured of TMS.



Barack Obama can heal this nation.

Peace.

[stevedeshazer]

1. Their pants are full. All their base are belong to us.

:)

[Union Yes]

2. The great thing about that beautiful pic..

That pic reminds me of the many Woodstock pics i've seen or pics of other huge outdoor rock concerts.

The great thing about that pic is that instead of Santana on stage, its Barack Obama.

I think we are looking at our next president!

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[Sydnie]

4. Enjoy your stay

Fear is a funny bed fellow, isn't it?

Buh Bye!