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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:44 PM
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Bush frightened of Israeli water
Another high point for our coward-in-chief.

Bush a bit wary of drinking the water

On a sun-baked tour Thursday of an ancient Israeli fortress overlooking the Dead Sea, Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert took a sip of water from a silver cup, then handed it to President Bush.

Bush looked into the cup, then quickly set it down. He wasn't sure he should wet his lips with water from an unknown source.

"Where's the doctor?" Bush asked and then chuckled.

Not wanting to offend his Israeli host, Bush gave Olmert a big hug for the cameras.

Later, their tour guide at Masada explained that the water wasn't meant for drinking anyway.

The guide told them to pour the water on a model of Masada's massive system of dams, channels and cisterns that could hold 40,000 cubic meters of water. When they poured it on the model, they could watch as it flowed through the system.

Oh, that's what the water was for.

Photo-op success!

http://www.rawstory.com/news/mochila/White_House_Notebook_Bush_a_bit_war_05152008_af.html


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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:46 PM
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1. Just like a toddler... "Don't put that in your mouth, Mr. Prezinit!"
:crazy:
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Waya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:46 PM
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2. Gosh.....
Georgie never disappoints. Always an embarrassment.
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:48 PM
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He's afraid of melting.
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:48 PM
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3. Damn wasn't it hot enough for our heroic Preznit?
Been to Massada... and even now it is HOT.

What a dweeb!
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:48 PM
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4. "Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep"
His official taster wasn't there so he was worried about poison. When you act like the Borgias, etc.
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MidwestTransplant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:49 PM
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5. Cowboy George is scared of horses too.
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:50 PM
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6. Here, have this cup of Hemlock, Mr. President.
I made it just for you! :rofl:
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 12:58 PM
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7. Drunks always profess an aversion to drinking water
If it's not alcohol, it's not worth the effort of swallowing.
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 01:17 PM
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8. Me, too. Gefilte fish fuck in it.
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Retrograde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 01:27 PM
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9. Not wanting to offend his host...
"Not wanting to offend his Israeli host, Bush gave Olmert a big hug for the cameras."


Some people, me for one, find unsolicited hugs offensive, and an invasion of personal space.

"No, thank you" is the appropriate adult response when offered something you don't want. No explanations necessary. Babs did a poor job raising this one.

Is it Jan. 20 yet?

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