Oh, Joy! Chimpy (a.k.a. "Mr. Happy") about to give a screech on the economy!

[npincus]

MSNBC banner told me so! Can't wait! Will Jesus, his personal advisor, be by his side?

[screembloodymurder]

1. Maybe he will lead us in prayer.

Someone put a sock between his ears. Every time he speaks I lose more money.

[Blackhatjack]

2. Key the music... "Don't Worry...Be Happy!" n/t

[zanne]

3. I wonder if that's what the "closed meeting" was all about.

I searched but can't find the post about a closed meeting of congress. Anybody know about this?

[npincus]

4. Update: MSNBC will show tape of Chimpy meeting w/Economic advisors

"Like a blind man in a room full of deaf people", former Secretary O'Neil spoke of B*sh's performance at Cabinet meetings.

Will it be comedy or tragedy?

[CJCRANE]

5. Piehole alert! nt

[lpbk2713]

6. Oh shit!! Watch for the Dow to go down 200 points.

Again.

[Blackhatjack]

8. We will be lucky if it is only 200 pts down!

[jpljr77]

11. Very, very lucky...

today is going to be brutal.

Overseas markets are in meltdown.

[MikeNearMcChord]

7. This is what he is going to say.

"I got mine! The rest of you, you are on your own." "And to all of you who voted for me twice? SUCKERS!!!!" Isn't the ownership society great!

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. "Mr. Happy", like an industrial strength laxative. He makes me want to shit.

I can't stand the sight of him anymore.

[SammyWinstonJack]

10. Goody! Should we soon be expecting;

A chicken in every pot and prosperity right around the corner? :silly:

[npincus]

12. HOLY SHIT... Bear Stearns valued at $230 million!!!

It was worth several billions a year ago. Holy Shit. On a personal note, so glad a firend's hubby left there about a year ago!

[npincus]

13. HERE HE COMES!

not live, of course... they have to edit out the gaffes...