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Bush: Who the hell is this? Don’t you know I go to bed early so I can be fresh in the morning to decidify
Phone: wan, wan, want, wan
Bush: So what’s the problem aren’t missiles suppose to be in the air? I’m not one of them fancy scientologist types but I think you’re alright with flying missiles.
Phone: wan, wan, want, wan
Bush: Oh it’s where the missile is flying that’s the problem. Well just tell the New Mexican ambassador it’s coming.
Phone: wan, wan, want, wan
Bush: So technically I am the New Mexican ambassador? Boy this presidenting thing is hard work. OK I’ll tell you what I’m going to do here. You see I have a piece of paper right here. I’m going to write out a name and number you should call to get help.
Phone: wan, wan, want, wan
Bush: So you can’t see the paper through the phone? Well of course not I’ve haven’t taken it out and started writing yet.
Phone: wan, wan, want, wan
Bush: Well I told yah I’m not one for sciencifying things. OK this is really important, can you put someone on the phone that can see the paper.
Phone: wan, wan, want, wan
Bush: Well don’t worry about it the desk doesn’t have any paper anyways, heck I’m surprised this phone was real. Well good night. Don’t worry in the morning I’ll be all decidified up and rested and ready to be advised of the problem.
Phone: wan, wan, want, wan
Bush: The problem won’t exist in the morning? See I’ve solved it already.
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