Bush incoherent

[Laura PourMeADrink]

http://thinkprogress.org/

Bush incoherently praises Odierno for ’snatching defeat.’

Today, President Bush thanked Lt. Gen. Ray Odierno, who until recently served as the No. 2 commander in Iraq, for his service in Iraq. In attempting to apply the phrase “snatching defeat from the jaws of victory,” Bush offered this nonsensical praise for Odierno:

I appreciate the fact that you really snatched defeat out of the jaws of those who were trying to defeat us in Iraq.

Watch it:
http://thinkprogress.org/

[marmar]

1. Yeah, and water is wet.....

:think:

[ingac70]

2. He has to still be drinking. n/t

[jgraz]

15. Maybe he really is that stupid

:shrug:

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[LynnTheDem]

28. If he's not, the responder to your post certainly is.

Ummm...was.

:rofl:

[peekaloo]

3. Fish swim

;-)

[TomClash]

4. He should have said Odierno snatched victory from the jaws of defeat

[Virginia Dare]

41. No, I think he probably has it right...n/t

[TomClash]

50. Stupid me - I never thought he would actually tell the truth! nt

[Sabriel]

48. I know... he can't even get his errors right!

And VirginiaDare is right. In an ironic way, he actually told the truth.

[TomClash]

51. Very true nt

[xxqqqzme]

5. he tries so hard to sound smart and on

top of everything....then he opens his mouth. What must his handlers do? Do they groan? slam their fists into the wall? yell? What? I'd love to know. It can't be easy working for a short bus rider.

[magellan]

10. They like him just fine this way

It reinforces the belief he's dumb as rocks and so how could he possibly be a conniving, murderous bastard who's pulled the wool over the eyes of America and is laughing as he twists the knife in our backs.

[Virginia Dare]

43. Right. That's Cheney's job...n/t

[idovoodoo]

6. "Bush incoherent" is a fine example of continual unnecessary redundancy.

:evilgrin:

[Art_from_Ark]

7. That ranks right up (down) there with

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

[Psychedelic_Tourist]

9. another bush-ism

priceless!

[Art_from_Ark]

36. And you know what's even more priceless?

This quote is still up on the official White House web site!

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/08/20040805-3.html

[libbygurl]

23. Sometimes he speaks the truth...inadvertently. nt

[kelligesq]

8. brain damage

[shadowknows69]

20. It's gotta be

[frogcycle]

11. he snatched de feet out of his mouth

[Olney Blue]

34. LOL

[IDemo]

12. 'Bush coherent' would be the 'man bites dog' headline here n/t

[Riddler]

13. What an absolute embarassment this illiterate mental light weight is to thhis country.

[undeterred]

14. I always snatch da feet while I'm puttin da food

on da dogs table so da ghynecologhyst can put love on da fishes :crazy:

[CJCRANE]

17. Bush knows he has to

always say the OPPOSITE of the truth.

So he has to hold two ideas in his head at the same time and deliberately say the one he knows to be wrong.

That's why he gets confused between opposites and occasionally blurts out the truth by accident.

[GeorgeGist]

18. Shock therapy ...

tortures people beyond reason and makes them worthless to everyone, including the therapists.

[trusty elf]

19. Sigh...

We still have to endure 321 more days of this lamebrain :(

[Enrique]

21. so our enemies had defeat in their jaws

and Odierno took it from them? Is that good?

[Ordr]

22. "jaws of victory"

"The last thing I want to do is cut the English language open and have that little Kitner boy spill out all over the dock!"

(Bonus points if you know the reference.)

[ProfessorGAC]

24. In Your Post Title

The mayor in jaws!
The Professor

[Ordr]

25. "The mayor in jaws!"

Ding ding ding!
+50 points. :)

[Baby Snooks]

26. Not the brightest light bulb...

Despite his "pedigree" degree from Yale, reality is he is not well-read, or even well-bred, and really not the brightest light bulb.

But he does do what his keepers tell him to do. And that really is all that matters, isn't it?

[edhopper]

27. And yet,

the Dems in Congress roll over and give Pres. 19% everything he asks for. More FISA Immunity please.
So who's the idiot.

[durablend]

40. Amazing, isn't it? n/t

[Virginia Dare]

44. I don't think it's Bush they're caving to....n/t

[edhopper]

45. explain please.

cause it sure looks like he says heal and they wimper like puppies.
Iraq, FISA etc...

[Virginia Dare]

47. It's the telecommunications lobby..

which has considerable and significant power on the Hill.

[LuckyLib]

29. I always picture the speech writer that hears him live, going "Ah, shit!

He's done it again!"

[Virginia Dare]

42. Maybe they should start drinking before they write his speeches..

remember back in school, the old saying, study high, test high, score high?...:shrug:

[walldude]

30. Good thing he has "experience"....

sorry, couldn't help myself :evilgrin:

[walldude]

31. Earth Round.

That is all.

[FloridaJudy]

32. That boy will not be asked

To bring the coleslaw to the next Mensa picnic.

[LibertyLover]

39. But if he promised to bring lots of really good chocolate

we just might let him into the hospitality suite. :rofl:

[Supersedeas]

33. an absolute national disgrace

[Olney Blue]

35. I heard him on the radio driving home, and he sounded drunk.

[Faux pas]

37. And his 28 per-centers think he's a brilliant golden tongued

geni-ass. Yeee Ha and GUFFAW.

[opihimoimoi]

38. Could it be they are eggzachery like him????

[Faux pas]

49. LOL fur shure!

;)

[Ganja Ninja]

46. “snatching defeat from the jaws of victory,”

Sorta sums up bubble boy's presidency