Black velvet Rice..$250.00

[SoCalDem]

Now with gap-less teeth
Buy it Now on ebay











# What is this thing?!?
This thing is an original Limited-Issue Velvet Republicantm presidential-style black velvet painting from Tijuana, Mexico of Republican ballbreaker Condoleezza Rice. It is from the Limited-Edition, collectible black velvet portraiture series produced by The Patriot Portrait Collectibles of Indignico Inc. and known throughout the world as "The ALL-NEW Anything-Goes 2004 Re-Election Collectiontm of Limited-Issue Velvet Republicanstm from Indignico Inc."

This velvet painting of Condoleezza Rice--like all genuine Limited-Issue Velvet Republicans--was entirely hand-painted in Tijuana, Mexico exclusively by a professional Mexican velvet Elvis artist from Tijuana, Mexico--and exclusively for The Patriot Portrait Collectiblestm of Indignico Inc.

This particular painting of Condoleezza Rice on black velvet was painted by the Mexican black velvet artist Tejada in 2007. The Certificate-Of-Authenticity that accompanies this black velvet Rice de Tejada attests to those facts, as well as one additional one--this particular Patriot Portrait Collectibletm Tijuana black velvet painting of Republican Mastermind Condoleezza Rice is Limited-Issue Velvet Republicantm #271/1000.

[physioex]

1. In the famous words of PT Barnum....

"There is a sucker born every minute." Need I say more?

[Berry Cool]

2. Buy it now!

Tomorrow, the abandoned gas station down the road may be sold out.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

3. Ha ha...I thought it was the latest must-have food item. (n/t)

[TomInTib]

4. A C-O-A?

Man, that's rich.

Looks Like Eddie Murray (Murphy? I can never remember the guy's name) with a Condi wig.

[BlueJazz]

5. LMAO..She looks like an Hispanic..I swear ...She looks like a Senorita !

:rofl:

[tridim]

6. Do they sell one of her husb.. err uh I mean the President?

I might buy a set and hang them over the shitter as a conversation piece.

[ProgressiveFool]

15. I think I'd have performance anxiety if I had to look at that thing

Now if you put it IN the toilet, that's a different matter.

[Quantess]

7. It's so bad, it's almost good.

Very tongue-in-cheek. I could see a liberal buying it just for the irony.

[nightrider767]

8. Does in come with the "darts"

or is that extra?

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

9. Did you see what other portraits they are offering? Ms. Abu Ghraib, Lynndie England?

Kim Jon Il? Jon Benet Ramsey? Karl Rove? I can't look any further!

http://stores.ebay.com/Black-Velvet-Paintings

:puke:

[SoCalDem]

10. check out John Ashcroft

:rofl:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

11. .....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[KamaAina]

13. I'm holding out for the one where they're all playing poker

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

14. How about one where they are all "playing" with each other?

[ruiner4u]

12. Eeeeek!

that thing is just hideous

[EnviroBat]

16. I had to fix it...