Heres a little humor for your day.... (Not Political)...

[LakeSamish706]

SNIFF SNIFF


The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to
respond like this?.....

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the

wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me
asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So
since
I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I
didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again.
Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is

nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he
was laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore


Just to be clear, this was an email that I received today, was not me involved.

[annabanana]

1. ok.. that was worth a good chortle or two!. . .n/t

[sallyseven]

2. Wal Mart won't let you shop there?

Your not missing anything. That was a riot.