NO JOKE: CNN reportin that another Al Qaeda #3 guy was killed

[tgnyc]

On the Afghanistan/Pakistan border. http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/01/31/alqaeda.death/index.html

[annabanana]

1. The "#3 Guy" fields are producing a bumper crop up there on the border..

Bales of #3 guys are bundled up and drying in the field, waiting for our troops to harvest them.

[Squatch]

20. Kill #3, #4 becomes the new #3. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Hey, Muhammed! (30+ guys look up)
Naw, Muhammed with the beard.... (29 guys look up)
Muhammed...my sister's boyfriend, Muhammed! (2 guys look up, then one guy looks down *really* fast)

Yeah?

You're now the #3 guy!

Son of a bitch.

(30 seconds later...Mr. #3 is blown up in a 200# JDAM strike)

Hey, Muhammed....

[lapfog_1]

2. Worst job in the world.

Al Qaeda #4 guy...scanning the newspapers every day to see if your boss is still kicking.

[radfringe]

3. they ran out of #2's?

plenty of #2s in DC...

[ismnotwasm]

21. Exactly my thought

They finally got down to #3.

[doc03]

4. It must be hard to get

volunteers for the #3 position. I work in a steel mill and if you get promoted to hotmill manager your next step is usually on the street. In the 38 years I have worked there I bet they have fired 25 of them.

[MidwestTransplant]

5. AQ #3 is the most dangerous job in the world. Shelf life of about 6 mos at most.

[LynneSin]

6. Again? Geez, if enough of them get killed I might end up as Al Qaeda #3 guy

:eyes:

[meegbear]

8. I'm starting to think Al Qaeda's a big pyramid scheme

[LynneSin]

10. I hope you're ahead of me on the list

I'm not ready to die

[meegbear]

12. I'm gonna tell them I already have a job ...

they may have good benes, but the traveling will burn me out.

[ThomWV]

7. Just goes to show, you can only kill the Number 2 Guy so many times.

[AlCzervik]

9. once again it's fantastic Al-Qaeda issues org charts, i wonder what their ticker symbol is?

[NoPasaran]

11. How many Number Two Guys plus how many Number Three Guys

Will it take to add up to Number One?

[radfringe]

22. dis many

unless they run out of toilet paper and then it's back to number 4

[bdamomma]

13. again, there are many more.

[walldude]

14. Well Romney did say that Al-Qaeda was as big as China

so they must have a lot of guys waiting for that number 3 slot...

[AlCzervik]

15. omg did he really say that and fi so did he explain how we're all not dead?

[MiniMe]

16. Usually its the #2 guy. They must have wanted to change it up a little.

[Done]

17. Damn that #4 guy...we can never get him nt

[gkhouston]

18. I'm beginning to think CNN is staffed by people who never learned to count past 3...

or maybe it's the White House Press Secretary? :shrug:

[krispos42]

19. And the Number 2 Al-Qaeda guy says...

"Hell, I'm like the Redshirt that makes it back to the Enterprise! Woo-hoo!"



I always kinda figured that the Star Trek redshirts had like a merit badge or something for surviving a mission with Kirk...

[Javaman]

23. boy that al qaeda has one hell of a conga line. nt