****OFFICIAL SnoozeFest Puke Debate--Slow Motion Punches Thread #2*****

[tekisui]

Thread 1: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=2794505&mesg_id=2794505

Watch at your own risk. Good luck.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

1. and they're off... zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[H2O Man]

2. McCain

is fucking with him.

[Neshanic]

3. Nutbag McCain drones on, and on, and on...

[Auggie]

5. Will somebody PLEASE give the man some caffeine?

[hatrack]

94. Sally Struthers - "Thompson's Syndrome can be treated, but there's still no cure."

But with your financial assistance, we may be able to find it!

[tekisui]

4. Like a Turd of Hurtles.

[LSK]

6. there goes that loon Ron Paul making sense

How are we going to pay for this?

[spanone]

7. how dare ron paul bring up real issues....mccain is laughing at him

[Neshanic]

8. Ron Paul does some spanking.

[tishaLA]

9. I should have gotten a half gallon of vodka

so I could get blitzed drinking every time McCain says "my friend"

[NastyRiffraff]

13. You'd die of alcohol poisoning! n/t

[HCE SuiGeneris]

10. Mitzy gets a sneaky eye-roll in (ba-bam)

[BuyingThyme]

11. Thanks Ron Paul!

The truth always counts, no matter who says it.

[557188]

12. Haha wow Paul

Totally kicked their ass.

[Tatiana]

14. Anyone notice Mittens has a smirk similar to *? n/t

[Tatiana]

15. "We're gonna be there for a long time." (100+ years)

Will this play with the American public?

[Patsy Stone]

16. McCain's Insta-Tan

Spray or tanning bed?

Discuss.

[DesertRat]

19. Could it be makeup?

[Patsy Stone]

29. Maybe

But he's just been hanging out with my Governor, and no one is as tan as he. He's practically an Oompa Loompa.

I think McCain had a "day of beauty" at the tanning salon.

[DesertRat]

39. LOL. Yeah they probably tanned together.

Are you sure your governor isn't really George Hamilton?

[HCE SuiGeneris]

20. Orange enough to be straight out of the squirt bottle

[tishaLA]

17. I love Williard's sneer at McCain

his forehead never wrinkles.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

18. another question by this useless woman.

omg

[Tatiana]

21. McCain is the only one who knows anything about foreign policy. Scary field. n/t

[LSK]

28. you mean Paul right?

[Tatiana]

22. "Al Quaeda!" "Communism!" n/t

[LSK]

23. Romney thinks Al Queda is a world power? but Europe isnt???

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

24. mitt's boys will never know war

[Neshanic]

25. Romney..."will there be war ? Of Course!"

[K8-EEE]

104. Will your boys be fighting it? OF COURSE NOT!

what an asshole....

[bullwinkle428]

26. wild west form of capitalism = Republican wet dream

[Subdivisions]

27. Hey, Mittens, all that stuff you listed that Putin is doing over

there is Russia is being done here in this country by the leader of your party.

Get a clue.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

30. The more mittens squawks, the more inane he appears

he can't formulate an idea and verbalize it without getting lost

[sabra]

37. it's because the whispers from his ear piece is confusing him

[HCE SuiGeneris]

processing too many forms of stimulus is hard werk, it's hard...

:silly:

[Neshanic]

31. McCain falling asleep on this question.

[sabra]

32. I can't believe that McCain is the front runner

:wow:

[Tatiana]

33. "What makes you a good leader?" McCain: "Because I know how to lead." n/t

[HCE SuiGeneris]

57. There you have it. Pack it up. We're done here.

[DesertRat]

I wish someone would ask McCain about Cindy

and her former drug addiction. Also about how she stole hard drugs from the medical charity she ran.

That's the subject that really makes him go ballistic. :evilgrin:

[tishaLA]

34. McCain's a leader....of the Ambian brigade.

Jesus he's boring.

[More Than A Feeling]

35. Man, McCain and Romney are borrowing Clinton/Obama lines.

It's nice to see the Republicans playing catch-up for once.

[LSK]

36. McCain answers a question about the Economy with war stories???

:wtf:

[sabra]

45. don't forget our biggest crisis is radical islam... according to McCain

[Tatiana]

47. "Vietnam!" "I was a P.O.W.!" n/t

[BrotherBuzz]

103. Vietnam! I was just sitting in the cockpit of my plane waiting to launch from the USS Forrestol..

when everything went to hell around me:

In July 1967, Forrestal departed Norfolk for duty in waters off Vietnam. In the Gulf of Tonkin on 29 July, Forrestal had been launching aircraft from her flight deck. For four days, the planes of Attack Carrier Air Wing 17 flew about 150 missions against targets in North Vietnam from the ship.

Because of a shortage of thousand-pound bombs, old Composition B bombs had been loaded from the ammunition ship USS Diamond Head, instead of safer H6, capable of withstanding high heat or exploding with low order. About 10:50 (local time), while preparations for a second strike were being made (fueling and arming planes), a Zuni rocket was accidentally fired from an F-4 Phantom II by an electrical power surge during the switch from external power to internal power. It flew across the flight deck, striking a wing-mounted external fuel tank on an A-4 Skyhawk piloted by Lt. Cmdr. John McCain,<3> which was waiting to launch. The warhead's safety mechanism prevented it from detonating, but the impact tore the tank off the wing and ignited the resulting spray of pressurized fuel, causing an instantaneous conflagration. With his aircraft surrounded by flames, McCain escaped by climbing out of the cockpit, walking down the nose and jumping off the refueling probe. The impact had also dislodged two of the thousand-pound bombs which now lay in the burning fuel. The fire teams chief, Gerald Farrier, without benefit of protective clothing immediately used a fire extinguisher to protect the bombs from cooking off. The fire team normally had almost three minutes to get the temperature down but the chief did not realize the condition of the bombs had altered this significantly until one split open. The chief called for the fire team to withdraw but the bomb exploded seconds later.

One minute and thirty-four seconds after the impact and initial fire, and with the on-deck firefighting teams actively battling the blaze, a "Comp. B" bomb cooked off from the heat of the flames and exploded underneath McCain's plane; the force destroyed the aircraft (along with its remaining fuel and armament), blew a smoking crater in the deck, and sprayed the deck and crew with shrapnel and burning jet fuel. The explosion killed all but three of the on-deck firefighting contingent who were seriously injured. The two bomb-laden A-4s in line ahead of McCain's were riddled with shrapnel from the explosion and engulfed in the flaming JP-5 jet fuel still spreading over the deck, causing more bombs to detonate and more fuel to spill.

Nine major explosions on the flight deck occurred; eight of those were caused by the "Comp. B" bombs and the ninth occurred between an old bomb and a newer H6 bomb. The explosions tore large holes in the armored flight deck, leading flaming jet fuel to drain into the interior of the ship, including the living quarters directly underneath the flight deck, causing massive fires in the stern (rear) section. The fire left 132 Forrestal crewmen dead, 62 more injured, and two missing and presumed dead. Many planes and armament were jettisoned to prevent them from catching fire/exploding. The ship returned to Norfolk for extensive repairs. During the post-fire refit, the ship's four aft 5"/54 caliber Mark 42 guns were removed. The forward four guns were removed prior to 1962.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Forrestal

[tishaLA]

38. McCain just repeats the same shit over and over again

It's like he has 4 things to say and can't move on. I also think he's tired. Nearly comatose.

[DesertRat]

55. A foot soldier in the Reagan Revolution....

WTF does that even mean?

[eleny]

40. McCain's ability to run our economy is his military experience...

His time as a prisoner of war and his wanting to fight Al Qaeda.

:wtf:

[Neshanic]

41. Is this the McCain /Romney comedy hour? What about the other two toads?

[Bluebear]

42. Romney and that goddamn Olympics. Enough already.

[H2O Man]

46. Olympic Heavyweight Champion.

Fought on the tough issues.

[H2O Man]

43. Olympic Mitt.

A champion, he.

[Tatiana]

51. Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t

[Tatiana]

44. These Republicans don't give a $hit about the poor, do they? n/t

[H2O Man]

No.

Mitt in particular has a brutal view of the poor.

[557188]

48. Huck and Paul are getting pissed

Anyone else notice their reaction there?

[H2O Man]

54. They should be.

They were ignored.

[tekisui]

56. Huck just threw his hands up.

[alfredo]

49. The real time response on cnn.com is pretty telling.

[spanone]

50. mccain is one pompous ass. his smirk rivals the chimp himself

[eleny]

72. Agreed

His pen twirling is insulting to the people in the audience. And his smirk is not something he should be proud of.

[DesertRat]

84. That's why most in the Senate can't stand him. n/t

[BuyingThyme]

52. Paul and Huckabee are getting pissed at being shut out.

[Neshanic]

60. Really Hucky is about to have a hissy fit.

[Neshanic]

53. Send your sons to serve Romney, you can live that honor through them.

[Fox Mulder]

58. All the questions being asked are a fucking joke.

[H2O Man]

61. Yep.

Not funny. But jokes, for sure.

[Fox Mulder]

68. No, not funny joke.

Sad joke.

[H2O Man]

75. How

can anyone suggest any one of these people can be considered as capable of being president?

[Fox Mulder]

81. You know, I've been asking myself that very question.

I have no idea.

What the hell are people thinking????

[H2O Man]

92. The powers that be

must be confident that the republican machine -- and not the candidates -- is going to make the fight in the fall.

[TahitiNut]

59. "One of the GREAT REGRETS in my life is that I didn't serve in the military." (MittWit Romney)

Do you buy that?? Huh? WHO buys that???

[H2O Man]

63. He seemed sincere.

Didn't he?

[TahitiNut]

73. Uh-huh. I could almost see the enlistment papers in his pocket.

Five sons. He sure did instill them with the same values, didn't he? :eyes:

[H2O Man]

82. It was an

insulting comment on his part.

[Tatiana]

65. Give him a break. He was too busy managing his companies. n/t

[DesertRat]

74. He went on a 2 year mission for his church. Doesn't that count?

:eyes:

[TahitiNut]

In those days, we called it "bumming through Europe."

He was defending the shores of France against them bloody papists. One bottle of vin d'table at a time.

:eyes:

[brooklynite]

69. Does he regret that ALL of his kids didn't serve either?

[TahitiNut]

102. I don't believe there's ever been a Romeny in the U.S. military in the last 100 years.

Not his dad. Not his uncles. Not his brothers. Not his kids.

So much for his mealy-mouthed LIE.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

71. I'll buy that for a dollar...

:crazy:

[brooklynite]

62. The Pander Award for the evening goes to John McCain!

Last night in his victory speech, he told the story about being a prisoner in Vietnam and hearing (through dramatic tapping messages) about Governor Ronald Reagan. Tonight, the story is annotated to be stories about "the Governor of California and his wife (who just happens to be in the crowd).

[LSK]

79. let him pander to the 25% who still think Iraq is a good idea

[Neshanic]

64. Cooper..."OK shut up Paul!"

[LSK]

66. Paul - less regulations

This is where he is fucking crazy.

[More Than A Feeling]

67. So...very...boring.

These jerks don't have a new idea to rub between them.

[Tatiana]

70. Printing money out of thin air. Financing wars we shouldn't be in. Uh-oh! n/t

[brooklynite]

76. "He bought and he sold and sometimes people lost their jobs"...OUCH!

[Tatiana]

77. Huckabee: Governors make the best Presidents.

Yeah. Like Dubya, right?

[DesertRat]

78. Mitt has a permanently amused look on his face.

It's really unsettling.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

he is befuddled by McCain's brilliant deductive reasoning and engaging speaking style

[Neshanic]

80. Just so you all know, Arnold is servicing Nancy in the aisle.

[tekisui]

86. Oh, Arnold!

[eleny]

87. Channeling Ronnie?

[DesertRat]

98. She just loves his orange hair.

[Neshanic]

99. It's that sexy red dress she wears that makes her a sexy little monkey.

[spanone]

83. this is what quaaludes were like

[LSK]

85. they are taking jabs at Romneys business career

[Webster Green]

88. These guys will get killed in the general by whoever the dems nominate..

Mittens and McCain are both clueless, boring chimp-lickers.:puke:

[Tatiana]

89. Huckabee gives waitresses and truck drivers their props. n/t

[LSK]

90. why would Reagan endorse you?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

RR this RR that RR can fucking bite me

[Neshanic]

91. "Would a creepy dead white guy support you?" Good question.

[tekisui]

93. THREAD # 3 UP:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2795301

Continue if you dare...

[DesertRat]

95. Mitt just said Ronald Reagan 100 times.

[Patsy Stone]

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[951-Riverside]

97. Mccain pull your pant leg down!

Looks like he's wearing shorts there :rofl:

[spanone]

100. they invoke the ghost of ronnie at every chance.....pathetic

[eppur_se_muova]

101. Sorry, I'm busy watching a rerun of "Cannon".

Maybe I'll switch over after the chase scene.

[Swamp Rat]

105. The Maverick says America has been doing well over the past four years.

nuts