IDENTIFY A REPUBLICAN

[clarence swinney]

HOW TO IDENTIFY A CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN
BY Clarence Swinney

Love to Spend & Borrow
Hate to pay your way
Praise two presidents who, over 12 years, had an average GDP growth of 2.1%.
Love gutless Marine and Admiral who pled the Fifth to avoid conviction for crimes.
Love 137 who were charged with crimes over 8 years of plunder the treasury.

-----------------YOU ARE A CONSERVATIVE IF YOU CLAIM THESE------------


# 1--Debt Creation—equivalent of 600 years worth in 12 years.
# 1--Deficit Creation—400 years worth in 8 years
# 1--Lowest GDP Growth, over a 12 years period, since WWII.
# 1--In number of times (258) a President and Admiral testified under oath “I don’t remember”.
# 1--Bank Failures—President smiling and chanting “No Pain –No Gain”.
# 1--Personal Bankruptcies -President smiling and chanting “No Pain-No Gain”
# 1--Business Bankruptcies-President smiling and chanting “No Pain-No Gain”
# 1--Farm Foreclosures
# 1--Looting of S & Ls after a President said –“Folks, I think we just hit the jackpot.” The Vaults are unguarded come and get it. They did. 140 Billion charge to taxpayers.
# 1--Total bankruptcies
# 1--Stagnating median incomes
# 1--60% Tax Cut to Rich
# 1--In having a President with Alzheimer’s. No pain-No gain.
# 1--In having a President who was Produced-Directed-and Protected like a Grade B actor in a Role.
# 1--In having a President who lied, over and over, about his wife’s age. Who cared?
# 1--In having the first President to have had a Shotgun Wedding.
# 1—In having a President who shacked up with love of his life while his wife was in the hospital delivering their child.
# 1--To have a President who lied about having a close-knit family.
# 1--To have a President guided in his decisions by the Stars
# 1--In having a President who preached religious values but never had membership in a church and rarely attended worship services and was never known to pray
# 1--In having a President who called a lying, stealing, wife abusing psychotic Marine a “Hero” then a “Liar”.
# 1--In having a President who rarely used the word “ethics” during 16 years in Government.
# 1--In losing 241 Marines from a stupid decision to shell civilian villages.
# 1--In claiming a “Great Victory” after an attack on a small Island with 88,000 inhabitants armed with .22 rifles and pea shooters.
# 1--In claiming as a “Great Victory” and proclaiming “we have finally killed the Vietnam Syndrome” and “America Stands Tall Again”. What would he have said had we conquered Haw River N C. Greatest victory since WWII?
# 1--In pushing a “disinformation campaign” against a very small nation then bombing that nation which resulted in a revenge bombing of Pan Am 103 killing 270 Civilians.

Then, bragging how he had “defeated Terrorism”. Till Bush resurrected it.

# 1--In shooting down an airliner and killing 290 civilians. OOPS! Goof. Sorry Iran.
# 1--In having a 20% Prime Interest Rate smiling and proclaiming “No Pain-No Gain”.
# 1--In having the highest “real” Interest Rates since WWII.
# 1--In having 15% Home Loan Interest Rates and smiling-No Pain-No Gain.
# 1--In killing the Home Construction Business by allowing Raids on S & L’s to use money for golf course, resorts, business building etc. where in the past the primary purpose was to build homes in local communities.
# 1--In having 10.8 % unemployment while smiling. No Pain-No Gain. Highest rate since great depression.
# 1--In having a recession in one-third of twelve years.
# 1—In scandals. Every Major Scandal in 20th Century was on a Republican Administration unless you want to call ML major.

----------------------YOU ARE A GREAT REPUGLINUT IF----------

You don’t like children (screw them they don’t vote)
You don’t like the poor (screw them they don’t vote)
You don’t like the elderly
You don’t like the infirmed elderly (screw then they don’t vote)
You don’t like students ( keep them stupid so they will vote Republican)
You hate unions
You don’t like minorities ( screw them not enough vote)
You don’t like legal immigrants ( screw them they don’t vote)
You love profiteering from public service
You love the very wealthy and cannot do enough for them
You worship big business
You love to tear down years of Progress and smile as you slash and burn yelling “No Pain-No gain”.
You love, with a passion, the opportunity to transfer wealth from hard working middle class to those who will never spend their wealth but just keep yelling ”More-More-More-give us more and we will never be satisfied until we are like Haiti where 5% own 95 % of the wealth.
You love to use the whip of punishment instead of the effort to change and save from sin.
You love the threat of War which allows you the opportunity to send more wealth to big corporations and the rich.
You like, admire, and almost worship that which 75% of Americans detest as mean and cruel--Your God-Newtnut

Want a Deep Recession then take a chance with Republicans in total control for their history is that---all depressions—all significant recessions have been under a Republican Administration in the Twentieth Century.

Clarence W. Swinney---unbiased, impartial, objective political historian--

[angrycarpenter]

1. #1 in blaming all of the above on democrats and foreigners. nt