I'll give you 10 DU Dollars if you can stare at this picture of Fred Thompson for 1 minute...

[Bicoastal]

...without falling asleep.



(CAUTION: you may want to move your keyboard out of the way beforehand)

[lame54]

1. 9:56 9:57 9:58 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Eurobabe]

2. this dude is just M-Fugly!!

Who would want to stare at him for a minute, let alone for 4-8 years??!

:puke: :puke:

[lame54]

but he smells like aqua velva

[ccpup]

3. damn!

quick draw McGraw here lasted only 3 or 4 seconds. :evilgrin:

[rhiannon55]

4. I didn't fall asleep, but

I :puke: ed. That man is as ugly as sin.

[maddiejoan]

5. Just sayin'

[MrMickeysMom]

6. I did it! It was exhausting, but I did it...

The trick is to imagine his hands are holding onto an idea!

[BuyingThyme]

7. I will be the bowling ball condidate.

[MorningGlow]

8. I can stay awake!

Only because I'm giggling--every time I see Fred I think of the Forrest Gump clip Stephanie Miller always plays when they talk about him: "Ah'm pretty tahrd. Think Ah'll go home..."
:rofl:

[Warpy]

9. I need to lose weight

but I find pictures of Paul Wolfowitz to be a better emetic.

[Marrah_G]

10. Oh thanks- Now the damn theme song is stuck in my head.

[ret5hd]

11. How many cups 'o coffee will 10 DU dollars get me? Will i owe DU taxes on the DU dollars?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

12. Must be ready to catch my face if it droops off my head again

[BlueJazz]

13. No Problem....My Superior mind can.......

..stare at this
. M..a....n ,,,,,,f,,,o,,,r,,,
. ...H.....o...ur..s..

and..I...
......

[demnan]

14. That's dangerous

people can die if they vomit in their sleep.

[SDuderstadt]

15. I'm claiming the ten DU dollars...

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[MADem]

16. Easily done!!! That is a fascinating photo...look at the two rings on those hands,

those hands that are posed to suggest a desire to STRANGLE someone, or perhaps to describe the two delightful melons he got for his wifey, Boobsie McJugsalot, or whatever her name is. Note the pattern on the tie, which Boobsie probably selected for him--not a sharp pick for TV, that.

And then, there's that FACE!! Look at that fabulous face!!! Those two Samsonites under the eyes...those massive, serving dish-EARS that cover half of the side of his head....those saggy, flapping lips...his entire visage, which emulates that of a drunken shar-pei!

His rapid weight loss has left him with a poor fit for his skin. It's sorta suggestive, that, because he's a poor fit for the presidency as well!!

Best thing about the pic? Good suit--high end shirt, too. Even the tie isn't cheap, it's just not "Presidential." The colors are OK, the design is a bit ... 'unserious.'

[Subdivisions]

17. You win. n/t

[marmar]

18. Is the DU dollar at par with the US dollar these days?

:)

[enid602]

19. bet

I'll give you 20 DU dollars if you can stare at that picture AND whistle the theme to the Andy Griffith Show AT THE SAME TIME!

[Bicoastal]

22. Couldn't do it...

...after a few seconds of looking at Fred, my skin started feeling all jowly and I felt a dewlap emerging to stop my whistle short.

And I'm only 25! That's creepy...:scared:

[gatorboy]

20. He looks like he's fondling imaginary bull balls.

[Turbineguy]

21. Blood money

I'm not working any more overtime this month!

[Bright Eyes]

23. After looking at that picture, i don't think Freddie is long

for this world....

[krispos42]

24. "Why, yes, Ah do like big butts, Ah cannot lie..."

"Ah like'em real thick 'n juicy, so please don't lose that butt,
so give me that juicy double and get Little Freddie in trouble,
So ladies, if y'all's butts is round, 'n you want a triple-X throwdown,
Call 1-800-FRED-A-LOT and kick those nasty thoughts!"


<with apologies to Sir Mix-A-Lot>

[graywarrior]

25. D'oh! It's mini meeeeeeeeee!

[Turbineguy]

35. OK, at least it's

better than yesterday's picture of Limbaugh.

I was going to mention it, but it would have come out as a "low quality statement" as we used to say in the TQM days.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

26. You ask what I like best about my Trophy wife?

[htuttle]

27. ...I see dead people!

[Dukkha]

28. I now have a keyboard imprint on my face

[The Traveler]

29. Ouch, me too

Really should have moved the keyboard first ...

[Ghost in the Machine]

30. I'm a glutton for punishment and really need the money...

I take PayPal... please follow the link in my sig line...

:evilgrin:

[Bicoastal]

31. Here ya go, 10 DU Dollars--don't spend it all in one place...

[Ghost in the Machine]

32. LMAO!

:rofl: :rofl:

Thanks for the laugh... I needed one today...

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

33. Good news: I did it.

Bad news: my eyeballs, in a brazen act of rebellion, wiggled out of the socket and are now half way to Colorado.

Maybe I can use that $10 to buy a new pair.

[Snotcicles]

34. ouch, it burns. nt

[hatrack]

36. Gravity is winning the battle with my eyelids - and with Fred's face.

:puke: