Limbaugh jealous of Oprah!

[JohnnyLib2]

Now, this is fun. He opened by comparing his crowds with hers, then played an excerpt of himself. :evilgrin:

[peacetalksforall]

1. And instead of cars - there are little packs of drugs under the seats?

[Fleshdancer]

2. as if he would be that charitable with his drugs

I could see him giving away his crappy books, but his oxycotin? Never.

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. LOL!!

[TwilightGardener]

3. I'm listening to it--positively ridiculous.

[JohnnyLib2]

6. And how he's gotten to the testicle lock box.

I wish some powerful women would unite against him....:popcorn:

[SpiralHawk]

12. Senor Anal Pimple Limbaugh, the Draft Dodger, obviously has a very weak ego

He is sure making that plain.

But then if I were a Draft Dodging drug addict propagandist for a corrupt cabal, I might have a weak ego as well.

[Jim__]

4. Limbaugh - a sterling example of a RW intellectual. - n/t

[Judi Lynn]

7. Oprah seems to bring out the misongynists. On "Sirius Left," the ultra-grotesque Alex Bennett

spent a large part of his show today attempting to hack away at her image, reputation, while trying desperately to advance his own.

Bennett and another at his station, both representing themselves as "progressives" spend an ungodly amount of their time reviling other racial groups.

There should be a separate planet for people like Limbaugh, Savage, Bennett and all other twisted racist, self-obsessed scum. They are absolutely obstructionists, whose consciences died decades ago. They have no place getting thrust into the very spots where we need living, thinking human beings contributing to the world.

[insanad]

8. Corpulent Bloated Gas Bag

While browsing at a neighborhood yard sale I saw a stack of books written or inspired by the bloated corpulent gas bag known as Rush Limbaugh. I laughed at the large stack, selling for .25 cents per book and I mentioned that his books were cheaper than one-ply toilet paper, but that I would not want to wipe my nether region with anything so full of rancid acid and poisonous methane fumes that would deposit more feces on my arse than it may remove. My husband laughed and then a local shrew piped up proclaiming how much she enjoyed Rush's show, "Otherwise, how would I know what was going on in the world?". I judiciously responded, "Your devotion to his program reflects much more about the listener than the purveyor of such tripe.". She snorted, slowly processing the jibe, and then nodded, "I guess it does. uhe uhe.".

The piece of all this that haunts me to the point of distraction and frustration is that the ignorant, underemployed, easily duped, and incredibly bigoted people in this nation seem to nod in unison to the noxious waves of sewage that spew so freely from the mouth of this grotesque primate. Some could not blame such a blob from capitalizing on the stupidity and ignorance of so many foolish Americans with the free press that he manipulates and prostitutes, but I am grossly ashamed that so many of my fellow citizens give any listening time or allow such nasty filth into their homes. These are the same kind of people who would decry pornography, abortion, or other sad reflections of peoples choices, but they willingly allow and welcome this toxic rubbish to fill their homes, their cars, and their thought processes. Then, to add to the cloud of fatal fumes, they extol those same opinions, narrow bias, bigoted mis-representations that they hear from him, in some unifying flood of dumb blind lemmings, all happily flowing to the cliff that leads to bitter contention, cruel judgement, and twisted manipulation of information and ideas.

Their devotion to anything from such a vile slob as Rush Limbaugh only causes intelligent, creative, thoughtful and pro-active people to disrespect them and everything they stand for. I'm embarrassed for them. I'm completely disinterested in their excuses for listening to him, (i.e. "he's funny, or I only listen to see what Hilary Clinton is doing wrong, or He has some good ideas"). Whatever the excuse, it's shameful and reflects their own bigotry, their own ignorance, and especially lack of creativity or ability to think for themselves.

The only action necessary to shut this ass up is to turn off his program. click- JUST DO IT!!!

Put him on an ice floe off the coast of Alaska, without his teeth
I've heard that theres an old Inuit tradition that when someone is really old and can no longer contribute, that in a gesture of kindness they are placed on an icefloe and sent adrift. In short order they sleep and freeze to death and are left to return to the sea.

I say that Rush Limbaugh is certainly past any usefullness to the world and should be placed on an icefloe without his teeth. Unfortunately he'd still be able to vocalize his hot noxious gaseous bloated opinions and the methane would escape to the ionisphere causing an even bigger hole in the ozone, possibly adding to the global warming in the Northern Hemisphere and raising the sea levels, flooding even more towns and villages along the coasts.

Perhaps it's time that someone put him on the pig hoist and made bacon and pork rinds from him to feed to the redneck idjits that listen to him. Smoke him and Serve him up!!!

[Bitwit1234]

9. Was it taking oxycontin or groaning about the boils on his ass.

[MonkeyFunk]

10. Let's see how many Republican candidates

trot out Limbaugh for his help.

[JohnnyLib2]

13. LOL, that would be telling.

He had all sorts of praise for Romney, the heir apparent.

[UTUSN]

11. His gut twists in envy every time Keith is on the football shows!1 n/t

[11 Bravo]

14. That's because Oprah can see her own genitals.

Even with a double dose of someone else's Viagra, el Rushbo still can't check out his own shriveled little pecker.