I hereby propose the Clinton-DS1 "Steam Engine Bill", which

[DS1]

labels every invention beyond that point a terrorist act, thereby nullifying them, preventing WW1, WW2, The Falklands, The Civil War, Vietnam and so on and so forth, fixing our climate crisis in the nub, and filling our precious Internet tubes with cement. Some of it will be missed, feel free to send complaints by horseback. You will also have lower taxes, and inflation adjusted, be multi-millionaires.

Who's in?

[Richard Steele]

1. Brilliant!

Since I can't afford health insurance, could you also pass a law
making it MANDATORY to remain healthy and uninjured? I think
that would help a lot of us!

[DS1]

2. IN !!

Fuck it, lets go back before AIDS, it's orgy time, baby!

Time to party like it's 1969

[SOteric]

3. I kind of like the Interweb.

Can we have that DS1 guy invent it sometime around 1990?

[Swamp Rat]

4. Al Gore invented it in the late 80s

[DS1]

5. It's selective

Time-benders have that power. I'm sure if you move to New York, and write a polite and compelling letter to your Senator, she will issue a signing statement allowing the use of the Internet, Intertubes, and Intarwebs.

[DS1]

6. Oh come on, no Hillary supporters want to get in on this?

You can totally invalidate Al Gore and his pissypants Environmental activism in one blow. Just sign on.




Sign the dotted line. It worked for Iran 4 years ago, there's no reason why it won't work for all of us on our terms.


Okay, fine, we'll write in the smallpox vaccine.