Stallone Detained At Sydney Airport

[The Straight Story]

Stallone Detained At Sydney Airport

Actor Sylvester Stallone was detained for several hours at Sydney Airport yesterday, after officials found "prohibited items" in his luggage.

The Hollywood tough guy arrived in Australia to promote his latest movie 'Rocky Balboa,' when his and his entourage's baggage was seized.

Australian Customs Service national investigations manager Richard Janeczko says, "As a result of having their luggage x-rayed, a number of prohibited items were seized by customs.

"Mr. Stallone was allowed to continue with his party and our investigations are continuing."

http://www.kget.com/entertainment/story.aspx?content_id=09f66ece-4a26-42a3-868d-cdb71145ddca

Was he trying to smuggle in a rocky movie?

[Buzz Clik]

1. Steroids? Botox? Penile implants?

[Bucky]

6. Hah! I've heard that penile implant story about him too!

Of course I retold that story to make sure it got passed around. But I added a detail, saying that his inflatable implant required the use of a foot pump. If you hear that version, you should be able to trace that lie back to me!

[uppityperson]

2. Shampoo and mousse?

[bullwinkle428]

3. My guess - something steroid-related!

[Bluebear]

4. Is he still on his "Christian journey"?

http://www.christianpost.com/article/20070131/25522_Christians_and_Rocky_Balboa.htm

[Marnieworld]

5. a rambo knife?

:shrug:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. Drafts of several future "Rocky" scripts that he's shopping around for investors

In one of them, he's 85 years old and becomes the heavyweight champion of the world. In another, after being dead and decomposed for 20 years, he comes back from the grave and wins back the heavyweight championship of the world that he lost in the sequel to the one where he won it at 85 years of age.

[krispos42]

8. "Next up, Pongo's review of Rocky Five... Thousand!"

That's when archeologists from the year 4428 find Rocky's corpse and, using the Book of the Dead, bring him back to life.

[regnaD kciN]

9. Wanna bet it's Viagra...???

After all, he is a Republican...