The Top 20 Most Influential Liberals in America: Daily Telegraph

[Faygo Kid]

OK, I guess I can handle Bubba and Al at numbers one and two, but ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER at number 8? Say what? Also, Keith Olbermann at 67 is way too low, as is Ted Kennedy at 85. And Frank Rich isn't even listed!

On the positive side, Michael Moore comes in at number 7, and he's much admired in these parts.

The top 100 are listed here, as are the 100 most influential conservatives (a pathetic list of haters). http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/exclusions/uselection/nosplit/liberals1-20.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. Top ten pop singers in Britain:

1. Fergie
2. Elton John
3. Prince Harry
4. Graham Norton
5. Bono
6. Gordon Ramsey
7. Dr. Who
8. Ann Murray
9. Queen
10. Red Dwarf

[jgraz]

2. Jesus, do these freaks even know what a liberal is??

1. Bill Clinton: center-right
2. Al Gore: centrist
3. Mark Penn: corporate nutsack
4. Hillary Clinton: right-wing war hawk
5. Nancy Pelosi: jellyfish
6: Barack Obama: centrist
7: Michael Moore: at last, an actual liberal
8. Arnold Schwarsenegger: you've gotta be fucking kidding me
9. Oprah Winfrey: Billionaire
10. Evan Bayh: right-wing corporate ass-kisser.

10 names, 1 actual liberal. Nice job, asswipes.

[FatDave]

3. Wow, I had no idea

Honestly, I had no idea that Colin Powell was a bigger liberal than Paul Krugman. Or Jon Stewart. Or John Edwards.

And Tweety? Seriously, Tweety?

I wish I could slap whoever compiled this list with my nutsack.