Please say something nice about Tweety

[Stinky The Clown]

I can't.

[aquart]

1. He seems to be paying attention to his doctors.

[Botany]

2. He is not an ax murderer

[spotbird]

6. Link pease? nt

[SaveOurDemocracy]

11. LOLLLL ... yeah, prove it! n/t

[Stinky The Clown]

12. Ooops

I misread your post.

My bad.

Mea Culpa

[spotbird]

19. It's easy to take as serious

without a snark tag.

[Uncle Joe]

3. He's one of Jack Welch's boys

and he sucks big time, I can't make up my mind whether his suckiness is worse than Russert or better, at this point I believe it's a photo finish. He and Russert did as much as anyone to enable Bush to power.

[Kahuna]

4. He USED TO have nice hair. Now it's thinning..

:shrug:

[shadowknows69]

5. Dat puddy tat hasn't gotten him yet

[NewHampster]

7. He's doing great in his FOX audition week

[Debi]

8. He has a paying job

x(

[Enrique]

9. he doesn't mumble

[SaveOurDemocracy]

10. He's on before KO!! ;o)

... best I could do. :hi:

[chaumont58]

How about his shit doesn't stink......anymore than Fat Tim's

*

[TacticalPeek]

13. He's the only MSM type I know of who came out forcefully against the Iraq war even before the IWR.

Hail and farewell

Chris Matthews

Sunday, September 1, 2002

. . . So I'll say it: I hate this war that's coming in Iraq. I don't think we'll be proud of it. Oppose this war because it will create a millennium of hatred and the suicidal terrorism that comes with it. You talk about Bush trying to avenge his father. What about the tens of millions of Arab sons who will want to finish a fight we start next spring in Baghdad?

Well, that's it for now. You know where I stand.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2002/09/01/IN133269.DTL

[Beelzebud]

14. He never raped my dogs.

[Stinky The Clown]

18. ..... that you know of.

Be honest ... are you sure? :)

[Beelzebud]

30. Now that you have me thinking. No I cannot be totally sure.

:D

[blondeatlast]

15. His diabetes seems to have stabilized in the last couple of weeks.

Knowing what it is to self-manage, that's an acheivement.

Beyond that, um--I got nuttin'.

[11 Bravo]

16. More often than not he remembers to wipe his ass.

[SaveOurDemocracy]

21. I'm afraid to ask....

:hurts:

[Fridays Child]

17. No apparent overbite

[blondeatlast]

20. He has nice teeth. nt

[DCKit]

22. He doesn't look like a serial predator.

And his eyes aren't THAT squinty.

[bluestateguy]

23. his wife is hot

How a blowhard like him snagged a woman like that I know not.

[tom_paine]

39. Money and power, the ultimate aphrodisiacs. I don't begrudge that.

That's just primates being primates, all of us. It is what it is and walways will be until the human species goes extinct. Which, in geologic terms should be coming along in the wink of an eye.

[judaspriestess]

24. The spittle he collects on his lips is sexy

[LibDemAlways]

25. A friend of mine knows him pretty well, and says that

he's really not a bad guy off camera and that he supports many charitable causes. As for my opinion, I'll be charitable and remain silent.

[Stinky The Clown]

42. I know for a fact he voted for Kweisi Mfume in the MD US Senate primary

He had Mfume on right after he lost the primary to Ben Cardin. In the course of their conversation, he told him that he had voted for him in the primary.

Taking from that ..... a) He's still a registered Democrat. ..... and b) he chose the more liberal of two very liberal men.

[tjwash]

26. He brings much needed attention to the Hummer crisis America is facing.

Their customer base consisting of men who have no need for huge trucks but buy them anyway is dwindling you know...

[AlCzervik]

27. will i get a cookie?

if i get a cookie i'm in.

[peace frog]

28. Nice smile

as he gushes helplessly over his latest man-crush.

[Sabriel]

29. He helped out a Moran once.

Seriously. If I have the right Newsmeat result, he donated to Rep. James Moran in the '90s:

http://www.newsmeat.com/media_political_donations/Chris_Matthews.php

[billyoc]

31. His show is only an hour, and it's only on twice. nt

[Jacobin]

32. He's considerate enough never to have met me.

[tjwash]

33. He has a very high threshold for other people's pain.

nt

[hootinholler]

34. Compared to Dick Cheney, Tweety is a saint!

Best I can do without extra terrestrial help.

-Hoot

[malaise]

35. Tweety is better than many

Next to Tucker, he's a Rhodes scholar. :D

[benddem]

36. I think

his hair color is natural.

[tom_paine]

37. He occasionally, lately anyway, almost gets to the edge of speaking truth ot power

I mean, he retreats long before any Beltway Cocktail Party Circuit Unspoken Rule of Not Going Too Far in Speaking Truth to Just Anyone is broken.

Too fucking little and too fucking late, though in the end he is still a borderline or full Bushie, in spite of his occasional meaningless straying from the reservation, because he always comes back to heel.

His a little yippy dog, metaphorically speaking.

[KG]

38. he would never wear brown shoes with a blue suit.

[Ghost in the Machine]

40. Who??

[Sandaasu]

41. He's better than everyone on FNC.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

43. To the best of my knowledge,

he has never been arrested for soliciting sex in an airport bathroom.