Freds daughter is eating Jeri's diaphragm while sitting on his lap

[Pastiche423]

My apologies if this has been posted before. I found this on another site and was blown away.

http://www.fredthompsonforum.com/showpost.php?p=14615&postcount=1

Is this their way of promoting "Family Values"? lol

[saracat]

1. Wow! They support contraception? Isn't that against GOP rules?

[EVDebs]

6. Time for a GOP Plan B ! eom

[charlie]

2. That thing could stop a Buick

Fred's wigglers must be mightier than Ninja Turtles, or something.

[KG]

3. !

:spray:

[Wickerman]

4. my gawd

I laughed until I cried when I read that forum. :spray:

OK, one more time - for the good times...

"Oh sh--, he's dumb as hell. Fred Thompson," Nixon interjects.

[BlackVelvet04]

5. I know that's what it looks like but is it really

a diaphragm? Looks awfully big.

[PinkTiger]

7. No. It is a teething ring.

I've seen them for sale out there; they don't have a hole in them on purpose, so baby can hold on to them easily. They are as big as they are for safety.
We shouldn't make fun of him because he married a younger woman and had a new family. I think that is kind of sweet and nice. He obviously needed the stabilty, and she loves him.
He just isn't presidential candidate material.
He's ugly as an old beat up pickup truck.

[saracat]

10. Sorry , I guess I am not "nice' but I find this family "creepy".

[Skittles]

27. I hear you, saracat

right up with that stepford family of John Roberts

[Pastiche423]

16. I just finished looking at 13,900 Google images of teething rings

and not a single one of them looked anything like a diaphragm.

The majority of them DID have a hole in them so that the baby can hold it w/its tiny fingers.

[PinkTiger]

19. well, good for you.

I still know what I'm talking about. It is a teething device. Maybe not a ring. LOL

[Pastiche423]

20. A teething device for a two and four year old?

Please.

[JVS]

23. Oh yeah, there's no way it could be that when they'd obviously give her a diaphragm to play with

:crazy:

[Pastiche423]

24. Uh..

We are talking about Fred Thompson and his wife.

[charlie]

12. It's a subtle selling point

Jeri needs massive protection whenever she dresses up like Iran and Fred invades her.

Choose the Right Tool for the job. Fred "Hammer of God" Thompson.

[Hekate]

8. You guys are strange...Unless the transcript actually has Jeri saying,"Why yes, that's my diaphragm"

...it just HAS to be something else. Both little girls are playing with it. Plus, the things become useless if torn or otherwise damaged, so they come with a handy plastic case for storage and travel.

Please.

Hekate

[valerief]

14. they're making teething rings that look just like diaphragms????

"Here, sweetie, play with your pessary."

[Tinksrival]

9. SO GROSS!!

If that's true...well, and if it isn't. Freddy creeps me out

[renie408]

11. I am a bad person.

Because the thought of that frog mouthed, wrinkled up old man having sex and being the father of two little kids just CREEPS ME THE FUCK OUT!!

[valerief]

13. Holy crapola! It really is a diaphragm!!!!! Oh, someone else has got to

have their kiddie blowing up condoms like balloons next!

[Solly Mack]

15. You reckon they were surprised by the pregnancies?

"Gee, I can't imagine how it happened. I bought the damn thing"

[Missy Vixen]

17. What is that thing?

It's plastic and fits over the face of one of those kids -- why are they playing with it?

Julie

[Missy Vixen]

18. I watched a few minutes of the interview

Mrs. Thompson was asked how she'd feel about being the youngest First Lady since Jacqueline Kennedy. She said she'd like the clothes.

Excuse me, Mrs. Thompson: You are not, and would never be, anything like the beautiful, elegant and refined Jacqueline Kennedy. Furthermore, Mrs. Kennedy had taste, which seems to be sorely lacking in the Thompson household.

Julie

[alfredo]

21. It's what we used to call Falsies.

[KoKo]

22. It does look like a Boob Cup...whatever it is...it's weird and not a kids toy...

and they are very strange...

[maseman]

25. Gives new meaning to UFO

Unidentified fucked-up object.

This by far has been one of the funniest threads ever.

I have no idea what the hell that thing is. I have two young kids in with all the shit in my house for them to play with we don't have anything resembling a diaphragm.

[Oilwellian]

29. ROFL

"unidentified fucked up object" is hysterically funny to me. :D

[alfredo]

32. I remember a kid picking up my cup pretending it was a aviator

oxygen mask.

[alfredo]

26. If it doesn't hurt him and he enjoys it, that's fine with me.

[Pastiche423]

28. lol!

Falsies are not flat. Kinda defeats the purpose,eh?

[NuttyFluffers]

30. cervical cap for the GOP mascot?

creepy. :yoiks:

[Az]

31. Please tell me we have better things to criticize the right than this

Eesh.

[DesEtoiles]

33. at least it's not a $400 hair cut!

[Virginian]

34. He sure is ugly.

Looking at his face would be birth control enough for me.

It sure does look like a diaphram.

It doesn't seem to have the outside ring. Could it be a bowl from a little girl's set of plastic dishes? There is probably more than one since both children had one and it didn't look like they could pass it back and forth during the interview.

[ContraBass Black]

35. If that's a diaphragm, I have a fundamental misunderstanding of human anatomy.

It looks about five inches in diameter. You think a woman puts that where?

[Faux pas]

36. It's a diaphragm. Don't let the size fool you. Now that 's a class

act if I've even seen one. :rofl: