Ah' the spam. Got a new one.

[Touchdown]

Here 'tis...


Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, Sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas
Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:
"Excellent trade, sir."


My reply (to all of course)

The marine lied. He was just afraid that the Dickhead in Chief would send him to Gitmo if he told the Bushie what he really thinks.

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. Nice to see they still treat women

with nothing but respect.

:sarcasm:

[hobbit709]

2. First version I saw of that one

had him trading them for Cheney and Rumsfeld.

[Arkansas Granny]

3. I like your version much better.