*bush Press Conference @ 10:45 AM eastern...

[ret5hd]

Spot gold up $12+
Spot silver up $.30+
DJIA down a bit.

What do you think is up?

[MrModerate]

1. Resignation of Agriculture Secretary . . . n/t

[ret5hd]

2. Suits me...just as long as the words "bomb" and "iran" don't come up!

[MrModerate]

5. Hadn't you heard? The Agriculture Secretary . . .

is resigning to *head up* the Iranian bombing campaign (he knows how to get fertilizer and fuel oil, after all).

[Stephanie]

11. Already done.

President Bush, right, walks with Agriculture Secretary Mike Johanns, left, as they leave the Rose Garden, Thursday, Sept. 20, 2007, after Bush announced Johanns is leaving his post. Johanns is expected to return to Nebraska and start campaigning for the U.S. Senate.(AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070920/480/c5de2a46cc7f4ea792e1b33238aac410

[Submariner]

3. Cheney resigning and Dubya is nominating his brother Jeb as VP? n/t

[ret5hd]

4. Cheney did come out of his hidey-hole and visit congesscritters yesterday!

(at keast i think i remember reading that somewhere)

[bdamomma]

10. yup, he did, giving his underlings instructions to keep the troops

in Iraq, and do not vote for the Webb Amendment. Cheney that despicable man.

[Liberal In Texas]

6. Don't know, but do you think he'll sound drunk again? n/t

[Habibi]

7. Is 10:45 too early for a Bush presser

drinking game?

[soothsayer]

8. are you kidding? I started the second I read he was having one today...

[bdamomma]

9. oh shit what is smirky going to say today, can't he keep his

alcoholic face away from us. Will he answer questions today, cause he is such arrogant POS. And when will that crack WH press fry this guy???? oh, they would not want to do that get the emperor upset. Shit.

[Bitwit1234]

12. His cod piece.

[appalachianguy]

13. Another lesson on how NOT to speak proper English

It's always nice to hear the leader of the most powerful
country
in the world sputtering sentence fragments on national
television!

AppGuy

[Bonobo]

14. DRUGGED INCOMPETENT ZOMBIE