Ladies & gents, Meet your new president

[SoCalDem]

Dateline: the Future..
People in the US were finally fed up with the crazy elections and inserted a new candidate in every category, as a protest selection..

_______None of the Above

The senate's full of "None of the Aboves", so's the house, and now the Oval Office has one too.


There have been many changes. The humans who managed to hold on to their seats, have been chastened and are actually starting to pay attention to their constituents. A few states are without any human representation, but that's fitting, since most of them did not act in a very humane way.

Congress is much less confrontational these days.

There have been no wars declared, corporations have been reigned in, minimum wages have increased steadily, and unions are starting to make a comeback.

The rest of the world seems content to have a silent US president.. Some world leaders are amazed at how much smarter he is than that Bush character.








President None of the Above