Get your filthy DU minds out of the gutter and use your literary talent to descibe this man:

[blondeatlast]

Like porn, it may have no redeeming social value, but it ought to make a lot of us feel better and even boost our creative talents!



(Note: "miner" has some lovely fingernails, don'cha think?)

[zanne]

1. Suffers from sinus congestion. nt

[madokie]

2. he needs to at very least plug one of the holes he's drilled

with his sorry ass, oops forgot one can't plug a hole with a whole

[Philosoraptor]

3. Its not about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME, its about the miners!

[no_hypocrisy]

4. Looks like a perfect villain in a Dickens story

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

5. Hey! What's wrong with the gutter?

With all this rain, there's some great swimmin' there now!

[Wetzelbill]

6. He was once described as a skeevy soulless man who had a penchant

for young boys and farm animals..... and that was just in his autobiography.

[panader0]

7. Caption: "Hello, can anybody hear me in there?"

This guy should have kept his mouth shut from the git-go. He benefitted hugely from bush's lax mine safety policies. He should admit that he was retreat mining, and that's what caused the cave-in.

[blogslut]

8. "I wrote a song called I love my miners!"

"Let me sing it for you while I accompany myself by whistling through my nose..."

[Donnachaidh]

9. sorry, but physically this man reminds me of the gutter

He looks like an elderly penis with eyebrows. Look at his face dead on and see if you don't agree. Include the neck rolls for the shriveled effect.

[FearofFutility]

10. "I really care about the miners and their families.

Can't you see my tears!"

[lonestarnot]

11. That tongue....it's that tongue the fat lying apparatus. Grosses me out.

[Buzz Clik]

12. In the early days of the crisis, I suggested that his critics chill and wait for the facts. Well, ..

...the facts are in, and he is as previously described: a self-serving, money grubbing bastard.

[MiniMe]

13. Trying to make himself cry isn't going to work

That man needs serious help. Tell him God said so.

[madrchsod]

14. porn does`t have any redeeming social value?

dam....

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

15. Oink. nt

[blondeatlast]

16. Haiku: Cabbage Patch Satan*

Overwrought mouth spews greed.
Reprehensible oozing
From irreedeemable floppy "human".*

*Not original, but I forget where I read it first.
**Okay, I fudged.

[BurtWorm]

17. Semi-hairy piece of shit.

Sorry, but when I see that man, my mind plummets right into the gutter.

[unhappycamper]

25. .

:thumbsup:

[slackmaster]

18. A real-life Captain Ahab, railing impotently against the "evil mountain"

How's that?

[blondeatlast]

19. A+ from this ex-HS English teacher. Excellent analogy! nt

[blondeatlast]

20. K for the afternoon crazies... nt

[lumberjack_jeff]

21. Whaddya want from me! Tears? Big friggin' tears! Fine! n/t

[PA Democrat]

22. Look, these are REAL TEARS I'm crying over those lost profits.... I mean miners.

[depakid]

23. Criminal

[blondeatlast]

24. Cold-blooded killer. Not quite a murderer, but a mere hair's breadth away. nt

[depakid]

27. He perjured himself before Congress several months ago

and thoroughly disrespect Speaker Pelosi in the process.

So why isn't he up on charges?

Same reason I guess that no one else who lies to them is.

[Fridays Child]

26. Look! I've had my tear ducts drilled for two weeks now!