Suspected DUI Driver Jumps From Car, Flees With Beer In Hand

[The Straight Story]

Suspected DUI Driver Jumps From Car, Flees With Beer In Hand

A man in Orange County suspected of driving drunk was captured Tuesday night after he jumped out of a vehicle and ran from officers still holding a beer in his hand, according to the sheriff's deputies.

Deputies said they spotted a vehicle Tuesday night and attempted to stop the driver on suspicion he was driving drunk.

The driver then led police on a chase that ended on Mott Avenue in the Lockhart area.

Officers said the driver tried to run them down before jumping from the vehicle and running away.

http://www.local6.com/news/13895333/detail.html

[DemoTex]

1. Sounds like "Reno 911."

Was it a news story a few months back or a "Reno 911" episode where the beer-drinking driver looked up and told the cop, "You've got me cold. Can I just finish my beer first, officer?"?

[Shine]

2. Brilliant.

:eyes:

[liberal N proud]

3. He was trying to save his precious beer

Probably some cheap rot gut beer at that.

[DS1]

4. Corona

[tridim]

5. "Hey carefull man, there's a beverage here!"

Lebowski fans check in.

[Ezlivin]

6. Shut the fuck up, Donny

You're going to have to fuck with the Jesus. And nobody fucks with the Jesus man.

[JVS]

9. I thought it was "a beverage present"

My mom tried to tickle me a few weeks ago, and I said "Hey careful, there's a beverage present" She couldn't stop laughing at that line.

[tridim]

10. He says "There's a beverage here" when he's shoved into the Big Lebowski's limo to view the "Toe"..

"With nail polish. Fucking amateurs." :D

[theredpen]

11. I don't roll on Shabbos!

[NeedleCast]

7. Gotta admire his determination n/t

[JVS]

8. Awesome!

[onethatcares]

12. never go to jail straight

n/t