I need advice on ratting out my neighbors to the NSA.

[Philosoraptor]

I'm thinking of ratting out several dozen of my neighbors whom I suspect of being anti-American terrorist supporters, but I need something to make it stick. I don't like the Mexicans across the street and I suspect they are here illegally, and I have some dark, swarthy looking middle easterners around the corner, and their dog never stops barking.

The old lady next door is a staunch Catholic, and I've really never liked Catholics, I'd like to rat her out first cause she's always up too early on Sunday morning when I'm trying to get over Saturday night. Maybe I could tell the NSA that she's really going to a meeting of radical Islamofascists to plan an attack much worse than nine eleven, and that she's only pretending to be a little old Catholic lady, and I swear I saw her packing a box cutter.

And the two homosexuals two doors down, God it pisses me off that they are so happy together, they too need to go, but I just need to figure out the terrorist angle so the NSA can kick their door down and haul them out of my once decent neighborhood.

I'm a super patriot, and I voted for bush TWICE, and hope to vote for him a third time, and I just want to do my part to keep America safer.

Then there's that paperboy...he never, never puts the paper on my porch, but way out in the yard in the neighbor's dog's poop...the NSA needs to know about this little terrorist.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

1. No need to vote for Bush a third time

He and Cheney can merely suspend elections and become co-dictators-for-life, modeled after some of the great leaders of our time: Noriega, Hussein, Idi Amin, and of course the always revered Adolph.

NSA will soon get some spiffy new black uniforms, to give us something to strive for.

Welcome to the Dark Side of the Force, Philosoraptor.

[Zywiec]

2. The FBI is the starting point for reporting suspected terrorists

not NSA.

https://tips.fbi.gov/

[annabanana]

3. Well.. they are so pissed off at the WH right now, it might

not be the best place to start if you want to get your neighbors that golden "illegal enemy combatant" status...

[Chomskyite]

4. This'll get their attention

Tell them they've invited the neighborhood over for a screening of Sicko.

[Uben]

5. Get a warrant!

Check to see if your local judge has any surgery scheduled and ask for a warrant while he is under sedation. This seems to be SOP for such cases. If this isn't possible, do it anyway. There will be no repercussions.

[madrchsod]

6. there`s a family from the middle east down the street

and then there`s a woman who for some reason walks her dogs twice a day by my house. the lady next door has her dish pointed the wrong way,refuses to come out of her house,and is a foreigner. as far as i know i don`t have any deviates near by but one can never tell because they are very good at concealing themselves.paperboy? i have a 65 year old -paperman- who insists on putting the paper inside the screen door...

[formercia]

7. Take a break

have a cup of Coffee.

Clean your machine gun.

Redo your will, leaving everything to the GOP.

Make sure your voter registration is up to date. Go to the Town Hall and complain about those Commie Democrats and how you wanted to make sure they didn't change your loyal Republican registration.

Go home.

Drink some rat poison.

[billyoc]

8. Put "Edwards '08" signs on all their lawns. n/t

[southern_belle]

9. No need to do anything else.

Your post here will take care of the problem.

[treestar]

10. I don't think you need anything to make it stick

Just give their names to the TIA network - maybe your mailman is part of it.

[Philosoraptor]

11. I'm SURE my mailman has exploding shoes!

[Philosoraptor]

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