Time For A Little Levity

[HCE SuiGeneris]

from one of my favorite sites... http://www.dudehisattva.com/


Georgie and Bert, an American Folk Opera



SUBPOENA TIME


(sung to the tune of "Summertime" from Porgy and Bess!)


Subpoena time,
And the shillin' ain’t easy
Rats are jumpin'
Somethin’ rotten is nigh

For Cheney’s rich
But your karma’s not cookin'
So hush like ol’ Libby
Don't decry

Come Thursday morning
You're gonna go down swingin’
Then you'll get your bling
And your take on the sly

But on that morning
Don’t say nothin’ I warn you
Of Cheney and Georgie’s standing lies

Subpoena time,
And the shillin' ain’t easy
Rats are jumpin'
Somethin’ rotten is nigh

For Cheney’s rich
But your karma’s not cookin'
So hush like ol’ Libby
Don't decry


07/12/07 Potter Mania Sweeps the White House


Washington, DC (APE) - Daily activities around a Washington, DC Megaplex ground to a halt late yesterday afternoon as the vice president and his security contingent swooped in for an unannounced visit and the vice president took time out from his busy schedule to enjoy the latest Harry Potter film. Disgruntled moviegoers were forced to accept refunds or tickets for alternative shows as the entire complex was shut down by the Secret Service for over three hours.

Mr. Cheney is reportedly a silent but avid fan of author JK Rowling's immensely popular series of children's books, and he yesterday apparently succumbed like other fans worldwide to the urge to view Hollywood's latest movie offering.

"I would tend to disagree with many in our conservative religious base who feel that there is something evil or satanic about these stories and characters," stated Mr. Cheney. "For God sakes, they celebrate Christmas and Halloween just like anyone else in the books. On the contrary, there are many valuable lessons for America's youth in regards to fear, loyalty, the effective use of power, and the importance of keeping secrets that are stressed throughout the books and movies."

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. To the tune of "Summer Time"

Duzy Award
That is what's comin'
If you don't get it for this
Then JeffR is nuts!

Duzy Award
For the lyrics and pictures,
Oh yeah, BushDespiser
You'll get it, no ands ifs or buts!

[HCE SuiGeneris]

2. You are too kind...

I am having to moderate my anger at this damn administration today... enjoying some of the great, wacky and creative sites from twisted minds I can really appreciate.