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"Experts for all seasons."
During the week, we have The Clint Van Zandt Show, where he is on for every event from Police High Speed chases to Kidnappings to Terror Threats. He sounds like a "Smart Uncle" - you know - the guy who hung around the bar long enough to pick up the jargon and the thought style. He talks a lot, but you often feel as though he's informed you of nothing: "Well, Marianne, she disappeared on April 30th and as you know, she hasn't been seen since. This could be a real problem for law enforcement because she hasn't been heard from and there are absolutely no clues, at least the Police and the FBI are not releasing any information which they might have, but the family, and they SHOULD, still holds out some hope, and we all wish that someone would come forward who has seen something...anything...to assist in the return of the loved one to her family, which is awaiting news. Marianne, sometimes things just turn out well, and we're all hoping that this has a good ending. But we just do not know at this time, today."
Today's guy looks like Clutch Cargo: his mouth sort of moves when he talks, but his head is absolutely still. He also said absolutely nothing.
Do these guys get PAID for this? I can do the same thing...for less, I promise.
Better than listening to Novak though...
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