At American Museum, Creationists Set Straight the 'Errors' of Science

[Dirty Hippie]

"How did all of those pairs of diplodacuses and brachiosauri (40 meters high, 80 tons) fit onto a wooden arc with all the other animals? Since the museum is so well done, the response is provided in black and white: 'With his great intelligence, God chose babies.' It was obvious."

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A little farther along, it is explained that the Bible began losing its influence because of an abundance of free thinkers, who are maliciously denounced on a wall of shame: Bacon, Descartes, Laplace, Buffon, Darwin. One then passes on to the “scientific” explanations.


God clearly created DNA. Let us examine the case of the eye: the eye is really very complex, much more so than a video camera. This is thus proof that it must have taken an omnipotent and omniscient creator to invent this marvel. Not convinced by the science?


Let us look at things that are more amusing: the great tableaux of the Garden of Eden, with Adam, Eve, the snake, the animals (and the dinos). Never mind that it says in Genesis 2:25, “And the man and his wife were both naked, and were not ashamed,” here, Eve’s hair always covers her chest, and Adam strategically covers his crotch.

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http://www.watchingamerica.com/liberation000085.shtml

BTW: watchingamerica.com is a great Website

[MuseRider]

1. I don't know how they do it.

How do you visit a place like that and not get tossed out? I would have been tossed for either laughing or crying. Don't know which, probably a little of both.

[spoony]

2. Is there some law that requires

a GD thread on this every bloody day? At least use a different article.

[Toasterlad]

7. I Never Get Tired of Laughing at Religious Nonsense.

[OlderButWiser]

3. I like how Adam & Steve...

...I mean Eve are standing in water to keep their 'nasty parts' out of sight.

[jeff30997]

4. If God was so smart....

The Arc would have been filled with frozen embryos dammit!

[MuseRider]

5. T Rex snowflakes!

GREAT idea!

[Sarah Ibarruri]

6. ROFLMAO! Are these people for real?

They're out of their minds! How could they get up in the morning and look themselves in the mirror??